Granted, but all your neighbours do and you have to work 15 hours everyday to help them clean the mess for the next three months, because you're the only one who can sleep normally in his bed.

I wish this thread would be more active!

Granted, but the thread gets deleted because it takes over 1 TB of space.

I wish I work for the Illuminati.

You do, as a slave to his hungry and human bitting dog.

I wish I found a giant gold nugget.

Granted, but the nugget is so big it crushes you.

I wish for a place where I control everything. (look at the Matrix world.)

No problem, you're now in charge of a sewer pipe and you have full control of all the stinking liquid and dead rats that swim in it.

I wish my wish couldn't get corrupted.

Granted, but you're out of wishes.......

PARADOX!

I wish for a time-travelling Delorean.

And it comes pissing on your doorstep...

I wish I had a nice cute little obediant puppy dog and that nothing bad would happen to either it or me.

^ granted, but the neighbours dog now has eaten all your friends and family

I wish life wasn't such a b*tch

And it isn't such a b1tch, it's an ever worse one!

I wish I'd be on a beach now.

Granted, but life becomes a beach! (Excuse the pun)

I wish my avatar could change. :(