The good thing is that you are dead so there wont be any bad things

The bad thing is that instead of an escalatorappearing to ascend you into the heavens, an elevator appears in front of you plaing really awful muzak

The good thing is that elevators can also go up, so you stillhave a shot at going to heaven...

The bad thing is that you blew up a hotel with hundreds of innocent people inside, so straight to hell you go.

The good thing is that the Devil takes a liking to you and invites you over to his place later that evening for dinner and a movie...

The bad thing is Sadam Hussein walks in and his eyes delight at the thought of a three some...

The good thing is that the Devil says "no" to Saddam, because he already has "plans" with Hitler later on in the night...

The bad thing is that you fall into lava :-O

And you die. The good thing is that now they have to send you to mormon-heaven.

The bad thing is that... WTF IS A MORMON HEAVEN???!