^ & ^^ Are both invited to come when they are free...

^ throws a big party at the border of the known universe, where no man's foot has stepped before

^ throws a big party at the border of the known universe, where man walk on their hands.

^Should tell me Which border of the known universe that is..

(Damn I though my party was at the VERY end of THE universe...)

^doesn't know that end and begin are the same.

^The end of the beginning is the beginning of the end.. :)

^should know that it's time to begin to end this and switch to something else.

^Needs a new joke..

^needs his next shot.

^Finds himself at the wrong end of an orbital laser