they turn in big lue umbrellas
Blood Pigggy is evil if......

He feels like it.

Marylin Munroe's left leg is evil if...

it converts into a shoulder!!!
The aliens are evil if......

... They infiltrate the government by controlling high-ranked official's minds, causing a third world war.

hahajejeje is evil if...

It makes a terrible and carismatic plan for take over the world with base in the moon,mars and saturn cosisting in use the three planets and crash it on the earth that will provocate a huge expansive ond that will make me go over aour galaxy...MUAJAJAJAJA!!!!escaping away of course...
The planets are evil if.....

... If they are all gas giants with no moons.
Neural gases are evil if...

they stuck on your head jajaja
the simpson are evil if.....

..well, actually, no need for an if, because they're ALREADY evil!!!!!!!!!!!

I might be insane and evil if...........

... you Lemmings.game ceased working.

Scrambled eggs are evil if ...

they are not scrambled enough.

The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall is evil if...