...you can't beat it.

AlumiuN is evil if.....

...he uses this smiley - :evil:

Cheese is evil if...

he uses this smiley :)
hahajejeje is evil if....

....he doesn't like Lemmings.

Lemmings are evil if.....

... they have a little countdown above their head and you are near them.


You folders are evil if...

They are all red even though you have just commited your changes.

Bubble sort is evil if...

it returns the fatal exception error 0E.


Runtime errors are evil if...

You're trying to play a sierra game in the mid 1990's.

Crazy scientists who live in volcanic underground lairs are evil if...

they wear pink rabbit panties

i'm evil if

you wear pink rabbit EEEEEEW... Panties.

The interblargle is evil if...