I wish none of my wishes will be corrupted (including this one).

Granted. However, you never wished for a fridge to not fall on your head, so... I'm sure you can guess the rest.

I wish that I will not be crushed by a falling fridge.

You are crushed by a falling piano instead.

I wish for a pony.

You are crushed by the falling pony. In your dying seconds, you have a pony.

I wish that we could stop this infinite cross-thread loop of having this dropped on our heads and crushing us.

Granted, something falls on your dingaling instead.

I wish I looked like Mr. Bean :p

Granted. You are now a baked bean in a can. Which I promptly eat.

I wish I don't get an infectious disease from eating Ianfreddie.

Granted. Instead of a disease, I EAT YOU for a change.

I wish AlumiuN looked like Popeye.

And with my sudden bout of spinach-fueled upper arm strength and unintelligble speech, I pummel you into the ground.

I wish I could do this for ever. :thumbs:

And so you're forever doomed to hold your thumbs ub while grinning hideously and no one will ever want to look at you again

I wish for fish

Granted. Since you didn't specify the fish,you go and take a shower, but Jaws pops-up and eats you, pulling your dead body down the toilet.

I wish for money.