Which is promptly dropped in a heavy metal safe, crushing you instantly.

I wish I had a safe to.

A safe, also made of aluminium, pops up in front of you with the word "Money" written on it. You open the safe and a zombie comes out, eating you.

I wish for more games

^Done. EA has now bought tons of new licenses. The markets will be filled with half-assed made movie/tv-show/cartoon/book/game-based-movie/whatever-based videogames. Have a nice time diggin something decent out from that pile.

I wish for a wooden barrel.

Granted, but it is of iron.

I wish there is magic exists.

Your turned into a frog, right after posting.

I wish for an M16.

You get shot in the head with it.

I wish for money.

Granted, I now have 2.13 thousand euros more on my check (and thank you for not specifyng for who the money should be)

I wish the news would be presented by squirrels

A massive nuclear-war errupts between the U.S and Russia, but since squirrels run the news, no one knew about until it's to late. You we're one of 4276 million casulaties.

I wish for a Stargate ^^

And so you get one in your backyard, and the Teenage Mutant Newspresenting Squirrels from Mars get through taking over your house, your city, your country and finally the whole world

I wish every busdriver would wear a white suit

Every bus-driver is now in a white-suit. They have created a new crime-organisation W.M.C.D(White men can drive) who also hated cows. No further comment.

I wish for a spaceship which would take me to another galaxy, and bring me home just in time for Stargate SG-1.