And I go one better.
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I wish I could stop killing people's avatars.

You manage stop killing them, but other people start killing your avatar.

I wish Diablo 3 would be released for X-mas.

Granted. Diablo 3 is now available for christmas.

But guess what. You overslept and now all the game has been sold out from all the possible stores. Also, because of a nasty copy-protection, you cant download it from the internet.

I wish I had my own internet connection.

You do. And now you just got more hackers.

I wish for......nothing!

Granted. Everything around you disappears. Now youre just floating in a white space.

I wish for less corruption and more happiness.

Granted. You become so happy that you have to be locked in an asylum.

I wish to be in another dimension.

It is another dimension where you are stabbed by TheChosen for eternity.

I wish I could stab you too.

Granted. But I rise as an undead and eat you and your families brains.

I wish for peace between us and no agression.

There are pieces of TheChosen lying between us and you spelled aggression wrong so it doesn't count. I stab you again.

I wish Tomekk could spell properly.

n0w ! d0 s0 stfu n00b or i haxx u. ke ke ke ke1

I wish people would understand that i'm not English, so stop f-ing with my spelling.