Granted, nobody f---s with your spelling but the letters you misspell will kill you.

I wish that my longtime friend would stop acting like she doesn't know me.

Why did you post that here, I thought you didn't want that corrupted. :doh: :whistling:

I wish, I wish, I wish for a fish (to not kill me).

The fish doesn't kill you. Although while eating it, you choke on one of the bones.

I wish for a bigger TV.

Granted You shrink to the size of a microbe and thus, your TV is bigger FOR YOU.

I wish... Ehhmm.. For a "How to use Moderator Powers FAQ".

And it magically appears above your head. No points for guessing what happens next. *thump crack*

I wish that no wish of mine could ever be corrupted in any way, shape or form (in accordance with the prophecy, of course).

Granted, your wish doesn't get corrupted, but you get bored of this game and commit suicide.

I wish for a Goa'uld X-301 fighter-interceptor.

Which inexplicably forces you to commit suicide for inadvertently corrupting my wish.

I wish that I could not be killed. (remember the wish above)

You don't die, when you have suppoused to, only to experience the full-power of mother nature, the 3rd World-War, and a 10 year Nuclear Winter.

I wish for more smileys ^^

And the server crashes from the inundation of smileys, leaving you with only :(

I wish I could experience a nuclear holocaust every day. :nuts:

A massive battle between the U.S and Russia breaks out, over 2500 nuclear weapons we're used in 3 weeks.You die in 3 days, but your body keeps taking radiation...

I wish for no-math lessons at school.