Granted.

Instead you get 70-year old granny with thick glasses. Congratulations, she is your private home math teacher. :bleh:

I wish for a burger and a cold beer. Both huge.

You get a cold burger weighing 200 kg and a warm beer weighing 100 litres, and both are force-fed to you on a toothbrush.

I wish I could laugh maniacally for the rest of my life. And drink cold beer. :beer:

Granted. You get to laugh maniacally while 5 liters of cold beer is being poured down your throat causing you to suffocate in anguish.

I wish to win $5000 poker tournament this Sunday.

You get poked with hundreds of red hot pokers, leaving you burned, scarred and deformed permanently. But hey, you've got $5000!

I wish I had Dino's $5000.

Granted. You got my $5000 dollars. Of "monopoly" paper money.

I wish Croatia wins soccer game against Ukraine this Saturday.

They win, but Ukraine is so pissed off, they invade your country!

I wish my school would burn down.

Granted, and you're still inside.
Barbecued Tomekk .... what a foul odor .....


I wish everyone left me alone now that I'm on early retirement, and wouldn't ask for 1001 things I should do for them.

GET AWAY .... LEAVE ME ALONE ... I'VE ENOUGH TO DO.
GRMPFFFFFFFFFfffff@#@#@#

Your left alone. Your in a house with no-windows, no internet, TV, phones etc.

I wish for a 486 computer with DOS OS, EGA graphics and Sound-Blaster 16 sound card.

Granted, but it has no floppy or cd drive so you can't install anything

I wish I had a copy of every game ever made

Copies of games suddenly warp into your house, soon you and your entire city suffocate from the extreme amount of floppys, cds, cartradges etc.

I wish i could access the Stargate Worlds Beta testing ^^