granted you have exactly 20 $

i wish for donkey which transfers money distributively from all bank accounts on the world and gives money in coins to me

And you are quickly overwhelmed and crushed by coins. Ah, wealth can be such a pain.

I wish for THE CREST ON BIRDMAN'S HELMET!

And you shall have it, along with his indestructable headlice

I wish for a pregnant whale in my backyard

The whale dies, because it's not in the water, leaving you and your neighbors with a rotting corpse with an awful stench.

I wish for Descent 4.

Granted. But the new Descent plays in 11 dimensions and you only can think in 4 ;)...

I wish i had three more wishes...

And they are all stolen by a midget.

I wish I had my own personal midget.

Granted, but it is a Space Vampire Midget from Outer Space.

I wish Rod Serling was still alive.

Granted, Rod lives again but thinks that as impossible and commits suicide in an attempt to escape this Twilight Zone

I wish that mouse would just leave this house so I don't have to catch\kill it

Granted he is too smart for live with you
I wish had some money

Granted, you're Oprah.

I wish I had a high-end PC.