Granted,Vista pc,is alive and it eats you,thats why it sucks :bleh:
i wish eat some good sushi

You do eat it, but some japanese gangster put some poison in it and you die the next day.

I wish for a credit card.

Granted,you do have one,but IRS take your home and stuff
I wish The madtv temporary on dvd

Granted, but the DVD is a russian pirate edition and it comes with terrifyingly bad MPEG-coding.

I wish DVDs would be good for human consumption.

they're good. they're so good, they stuff up your guts and you can;t make poo anymore

i wish i could turn bricks into gold

Granted, you can turn bricks into... Fools' gold.

I wish I could use 220V as a secondary energy source.

Granted,you self electrical yourself-self :perv:
My sentencens and grammar skills are evil if....

..they cause you to cross game threads. Other than that, there is no if.

I wish each of these threads had it's own causality so that we could screw around with them and nothing could ever fail (notice I've been watching Primer? :D)

Granted,that does happens,but you are not there for see it
I wish y had electrical powers

Granted, but you find yourself in a power generator, and you can't move.

I wish I would be an admin on this site.