Granted,you become a admin after y being a moderator.
I wish y had my own Smilies :amused:

Granted, but they all become censored.
I wish I'd see something censored.

Granted,one of my threads :perv:
i wish id bein onmipotent

Granted, you are now omnipotent...... And in another universe and dimension!

I wish LucasArts would make Dark Forces abandonware.

Granted. Unfortunately the Universe collapsed 10^100 quadrillion years before that happened.

I wish I was back at the job.

Granted, you are back at THE job..............of cleaning the city sewers.

I wish that the ESA suddenly ceased to exist.

Granted, but the universe is rewritten so that videogames have never existed

I wish I had an angel

Granted, but it's one of the 1/3 banished from heaven because they joined Satan.

I wish lemmings could exist outside the computer (NOT the rodent lemmings that already exist in the real world, but the green-haired creatures from the DOS game.)

Granted, of course they do. The doctor and 5 male nurses who all look like gorillas on steroids make sure your straitjacket is holding the rest of you in one place.

I wish I had an ulimited supply of fresh orange juice.

Granted, but it's been poisoned.

I wish the next poster would be AlumiuN, and that he would continue the story in "Abandonia: Aftermath".