^Has attached a long wire to a car, then attached a wire to a lightning rod, then stretched this wire over the street, then hit the street wire at 88 mph with the car's wire right as lightning struck the lightning rod.

^ Has tried to play Johnny be good on the guitar.

^ is downloading an abandonware game as he types this

^ Is making assumptions

^Do. Or do not. There is no assume.

^ Is misquoting Yoda

^ bombs allegories.

^ bombs Al Gore

^ rolls in toon bombs for gore.

^Smuggles ACME's bombs