Granted, however unable to trace the money's origin, your goverment imprisons you for fraudulent counterfeiting.

I wish I was oblivious to everything within three dimensional space.

Granted, but you become a prisoner of the nightmarish world of your mind.

I wish to be a ventriloquist

Granted.
You become a famous entertainer and Bobby the puppet becomes the next idol, however you unwittingly sign a contract that allows your agent to replace you and keep the dummy, you are replaced by a knife weilding monkey in a tutu.

Pox, you forgot to wish something in return! So I will wish for him.


I wish for Magic (Quest for Glory II players, should know about this...)

Your wish is granted. However, an enterprising Darkling Lord taints half the source of Magic and causes global destruction.

I wish for Taiwan to become a floating country.

Your wish is granted. Taiwan floats aways, until it reaches the end of the world and falls into the Void.

I wish I have a tiny town to my name.

Granted, but I think you won't like your new name, El Paso Quia.

I wish I had summer vacations already...

Granted, but as you go out to enjoy the summer, you get a sunstroke and the doctors hospitalize you for all the summer.


I wish I could eat a lot of ice cream without suffering any health issue.

Granted, but all that ice cream you ate costs you a lot of cash.

I wish I had more free time.

Granted, but then you are kidnapped and imprisoned in a dark concrete cell underground. You'll have plenty of free time in there...

I wish Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego? didn't have copy-protection.