Granted, but you accidentally teleport near a super-massive black hole and get disintegrated within 1 millisecond. :hysterical:

I wish for a chocolate cake.

Granted, but the cake is ridden with maggots.

I wish I could regain all my energy with only one hour of sleep

Granted, on one condition: You have to sleep in a tank full of sharks.

I wish I had an up-to-date PC.

Granted, but it's so up-to-date even DosBOX would be to fast.

I wish for a gun.

Granted, but it is a water gun.


I wish I wasn't this hungry.

Granted, but your stomach is going to pop due to too much food.

I wish I had a bucket of awesome.

Granted, but the bucket leaks.


I wish I had an extra pair of arms

Granted, but you were deemed a freak, and now is forced to live in a basement... Without. Any. Light.

I wish I could get my hands on Gojira's old demos (released when they were still called Godzilla).

Granted, but they don't work anymore.


I wish I had coin with a hole in the middle

Granted, but the hole rapidly grew bigger and bigger, until the coin finally disappeared.

I wish I had a huge DVD collection.