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Lets start another great forum game!
Here's the thing: What would you do, if you'd wake up in same bed with the user above you. Go! |
Scream my lungs out, basically....
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Wonder how I got back to Norway and ask how much booze we had and how many days have passed since the last day I remember.
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"We didnt do anything, right?"
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"OMFG! WTH?! Why am i in finland?? Wheres my Computer?"
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"Huh? What are you doing here? Better yet... WHAT AM I DOING HERE? And where's my computer?"
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Hey! I'm quite sure you was Sarah yesterday night!
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smile politely, apologise to Sarah, wonder what the feck I was doing in Italy then book passage on the next slow boat back to Thailand :)
(Ooh, I think that I'd also promise myself never to drink to excess again) |
I would never end up in bed with someone else than... and I would never lead myself to such condition as to become able to land anywhere where I would regret to have been later :)
I'm pretty fine with my boyfriend ^_^ |
I would wonder what your boyfriend would have to say about it ;)
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i would thank god :P
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"Yikes, there's a boy next to me! Run, my feet, run!"
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I would be stunned that I had woken up next to a diety :)
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"Would you mind giving my blanket back."
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"my bed, my blanket!"
(But I'd let you have the spare pillow :) ) |
"Great! Not even two minutes in one bed with you and there's fuss about the blanket! "
Probably I'd move on the couch. Hey, wait... That's where the TV is! *goesforthecouch* |
Ok, I'd repent and let you share the blanket... so long as you turned off the television :)
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I confess, I'd take a look. **Raises sheets**
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-sleepy voice-"mmmhwey hon, i think you need some shaving. wait..hon?..oh sh1t.."
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"What the hell did I drink last night?"
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"Why the hell did I drink last night?"
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"What the hell did YOU drink last night?"
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"I love you"
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:blink:
I'd desperately believe I'm having a nightmare. |
"We're still friends, right?"
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Does this mean that im no longer a virgin?
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"Only if you put on your wrestling suit for me!" :D
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WAA!!! wtf!!?? IM IN A MANGO!!!??? But as long as I have some company its ok :)
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"What the **** did you lousy cockroach lose in my bed?" *grabs on collar and throws out the window* "Happy flying..." *lights a cigar*
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I would smile and ask politely if I could share the cigar...
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"Everytime for a charming lady" *smirks*
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"Ell oh ell man, did you see that episode of Scrubs yesterday?"
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Waa!!!!! Who are you!?!?!? OMFG!!!! *jumps out of a window...*
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"Have a good landing LOLZ0R!" *goes back to sleep*
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Im in bed again, "ahh..." *turns my head to the left..* "EHHH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED!!!???"
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LOL that was funny, one could write a funny comedy story out of this :D
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A romantic comedy or physical comedy? :whistling:
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AHH!!! IM IN A SPACE SHIP!!! Runs to the nearest ecsape-pod and escapes...
(yes a comedy would be nice :) ) |
I would wonder if your presence in my bed was legal in my neck of the woods ;)
*thinks that a farce would be appropriate... or perhaps a Greek tradgedy* |
Please, please, not "Greek" anything. Not with the male to female ratio of the internet.
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LOL Ha! Anyone with a healthy sense of humour is generally welcome in my bed.
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OOoooooooooo....
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*flees*
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Look mighty close tohttp://www.kimball.k12.sd.us/FIRE/home%20alone.jpg
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*flees twice as fast*
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"WAAAAH! There is a big dotted green mushroom in my bed!...um...I'm hungry :D"
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"Oh playbahnosh. could you make a goulash for breakfast?"
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*would ask to share the goulash, then offer to do the washing up if I was in a good mood*
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"Can you make some coffee? I think I won't be able to bear the story that is behind all this otherwise. No offense - but how on earth did I get to Thailand?!"
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I'd add a strong shot of whiskey into your coffee, because I'm sure that the story will be disturbing :)
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Would hope the story has pictures.
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"you again?"
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AHH!!! A WHITE BABY MAN WITH A SANTA HAT!!!!
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baby, your breasts are excited...hey..where are your breasts?
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Himmler's almost as bad as Goebbels, but at least I didn't wake up next to Hitler.
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"Pass me another cigarette will you?" :ok:
Ah man, I just grossed MYSELF out! |
AAAHH!! A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON IS NEXT TO ME!!!! *runs away...*
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I would compare skull shapes :D
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did i snore?
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Mitä helvettiä????!
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"You are moderator in my forum, okay. But THATS too much! :bleh: "
(I know you said What the hell or something liek that Chosen... :D ) |
I'd be surprised, after all I have heard of "Reds under the bed," but never Reds IN the bed...
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Why am I here sleeping!?!? I have school in an hour....Gotta run, bye!
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Where's the airport?
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So, uh, where'd get your name, Snort?
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Who the *:-O* are you!?!!?!
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Just because I'm in the same bed with you, doesn't mean I have to tell you who I am, right?
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True, but if you want to stay in mine, you should at least do me that courtesy :D
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"Im in heaven..." ;)
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What the hell?!
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WHAT THE F___!?!??!
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Yes...that is what we did isn't it?
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But I wasn't drinking last night... :ph34r:
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"Aw great... first a skull, then a green mushroom, and now I'm on a space ship... geeez, when will I wake up with a girl for a change?" :P
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"Don't!"
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I'd ask to borrow a book - yours are sure to be interesting :)
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*acceptingthateverythinghasgoneweird* "What do you have for breakfast in these regions?"
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Oh maaaan...do you have any coke?
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"I think you snorted the last of it the day before..."
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Not the friggen space ship again... mmm... *walks to escape pod* here we go aggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnn................
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Argh. Another undead. Same thing happened last week.
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*poke* *poke* Who and how?!??
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Hey there :), breakfast ready?
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"You're under arrest!"
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It seem's that God indeed plays dice. And the dice seem to be loaded.
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wha?
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This ain't a nightmare! It's punishment! :ph34r:
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you're not the fourth
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*spank*
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*poke*
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"Stop that.. You're blocking the window.. Go away...
Wait.. I didnt go to bed with anyone last night.." oO;;;;; |
Hmm, a pretty girl... wait, it isn't a girl at all :whistling:
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I`ll go get my gun.
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I went to bed with Billie Piper! Who the hell are you?
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"Well, at least go make me some toast."
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*ahem* Methinks that you can make your own toast ;)
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Me thinks you and me tonight in a dark room... PLAYING FINALY FANTASY VII :D
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^You have FF VII?!?! GREAT!! LETS PLAY!!
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OK!!! :D
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A skull. Hmm. Wonder where's the rest of him?
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Hmm, a... a... what the hell are you!?!!?!?
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A skeleton. A whole one, unlike you.
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You so much dont look like a skeleton, you look like a wodooooooo doll *poke* *poke* *poke* ^_^
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You're going to have to teach me Darl, I've never played Final Fantasy VII (or I-VI for that matter)
*hangs head in embarrassment* |
Well...
>_> <_< LOOK THE BUS!! Gotta go to Tønsberg! See ya! (in other words, I never played FF...) |
Damn, I'll just have to find a copy of it and we'll figure it out together then. But you're making the tea and toast :D
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"Which book do you want?"
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"Surprise me..."
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hands over Bored Of The Rings special edition, illustrated by Henri Rousseau
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Hei, hvordan går det? Fint vær i dag, ikke sant? :D
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How'd I get you in bed when I don't even speak your language? :blink:
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WTF? Why was I stolen? Why am I in barracks? They sended me to army!
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"Off with your army boots Good Sir, you're muddying my bed!" :)
By the way Mighty Midget - such a glorious thing exists?!! Illustrations by H. Rousseau?! Ach! I have this sort of "thing" about his work - "The Snake Charmer" and "A Carnival Evening" make me all shivery. Tell me that you're joking about such a book! :D |
I guess I'd scurry off to make such a book.... Hmmm, where's them scissors and paste? ^_^
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Hei igjen, hvordan går det...?
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Two nights in a row?! :tai:
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Aren't you supposed to be over at Punisher's? Like... now?
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Hej, har du någon bra musik?
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Oh my god! Im in Sweden!!! AAARGHGHGH!!
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Juotko kahvisi mustana?
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Ei kiitos. Kahvi saa vatsani sekaisin.
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Men i helvete!!?? Hva gjør jeg i finland??? Vel, jeg har jo en venn her, får finne han da...
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I'm not a voodoo doll damn it. I'm a frigging skeleton!
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Okay... LOL
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I'd challenge you to a rousing game of "scissors paper rock..."
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"Okay but if I win I'll choose what we play next."
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*ahem* I'm hoping that it's either twister or snakes and ladders ;)
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Gigitty gigitty goo!
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"Hmmm, you seem to end up in here alot Darl', we should get you a Frequent Flyers card..."
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"Can I touch you?"
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"Is this... real?" :blink:
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"I figured you must be getting jetlag from all those Thai-Airways flights, so I decided to take a peek at Germany - what are you going to show me first?" :)
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Tucking myself back in after getting some nice hot coffee.
Tucking myself back in after getting some nice hot coffee. |
Sounds like a good plan.
Sounds like a good plan. |
"If your answers wouldn't just always be so.... distracting..." :rolleyes:
"OK, let's see the north sea first. But watch it, it's pretty chilly here." ^_^ |
"Distracting" are they? Rightio then Darl', let's go look at some heavy artillery :)
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LOL
I forgot my own cup the first time, see (damn this server error/disconnection plague) |
I really would have liked to dwell on the artillery thing but waking up nexxt to Mighty Midget I guess we'd have a good time making silly jokes of the situation. LOL And fall out of bed because of all the laughter. :hysterical:
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*tickles Icewolf*
You. Shall. Not. Stop. Laughing. LOL |
"If you're interested in artillery, I could show you my pack howitzer..."
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"Isn't it uncomfortable to sleep with a weapon under the pillow?! Don't you get a stiff neck?"
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Look, I don't care about your stiff whatever. Just get the hell out! LOL
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"This is strange. I dont remember drinking last night. Also, I never recalled drinking in my whole life!!"
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I don't think I want to recall whatever happened last night. No really. Don't tell me.
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But you said it was fun! We just pushed the artillery back in the garage that's all. :omg2: :whistling:
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"I distinctly remember putting a round in the chamber..." :ph34r:
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"Hey you're not The Fourth! Your the 146th! The Fourth is The Chosen!"
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Give Heaven above my evil eye and say something along the line of "one more bloke in the same bed mister, and I'll come up there and rip your beard straight off. Am I making myself perfectly clear?"
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I would ask for hot chicken soup... I have the flu, yuck.
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Fortunately, I can cook that chicken soup for you, as well as provide basic medical assistance. In addition, I specialize in massages... ;)
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*takes The Fourth up on the offer of medical assistance*
The only thing worse than having the flu, is having the flu in the office and having to sort out accounting paperwork :( Thanks for the soup Dear... |
Waking up to you again? I must be doing something right. Must be my "magic fingers." :whistling:
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Careful with those "magic fingers" Darl, the way I'm feeling today they could get broken ;) :D
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Serves warm, slightly spicey chicken soup ingeniously attached to the end of a 30 foot pole with a cross guard for hand protection.
(the flu? that's no fun :( you just get better now. :)) |
Maybe if I'll fart, he'll go away ...
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Just try it, and you'll fly out the window like that one before... Wait a minute, what the ****! You'll fly anyway *grabs on the collar and trows out the window before he can utter any sound* Damn, where are they all just coming from... *lights an exotic blue-colored cigar* got to order a pest exterminator
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Shoot myself.
Just kidding, I'd probably wonder what happened, and try to figure out what the hell I was drinking while I'm running. |
"Sie sind ein Berliner!" :bleh:
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"Excuse me, can I borrow that baseball bat?" and bash the back of my own head repeatedly.
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Oh god, it's those six months at Fort Sill all over again!!!
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You lost an Arm restling match eh?
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Dude, you know how I told you to stop drugging women...I didn't mean choose a different target....
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ZOMG! A Terrorist on drugs in my bed!
*Runs like hell* |
Shiiiiiit.
And charged for pedophilia! This is so gonna crush my image..... |
Can i borrow ihre Gun? Danke.. :tai:
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Nej, men vill du bakar god kola for min lyllasyster? Tack.
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I actually did wake up with Danny252 and the first thing I did was make this post.
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Good mornin' dear! Let me give you a nice, sloppy kiss. :wub:
*a few seconds later* Hmm... you've grown a beard? *opens eyes* Mighty God, what have I done? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ah! |
Do you ever take that mask off ?
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I would shake your hand, introduce myself and wonder idly to myself how it had come to this - letting random strangers in my bed :unsure:
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So, where are your eyes? Yesterday they were green and beautiful ... :blink:
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What's with them speakers blaring out YMCA? Help me... Someone! Oh dear me! AAAARRRRGGH!
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La oss see på Fleksnes og drikke litt! ^_^
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*rumages around under the bed for her Nordic dictionary*
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^-hands the dictionary- ..no ya ne norvezhsky o_O
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I would be amazed my your multilingual talent, and ask for a free lesson.
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Honey, its in the bathroom... X)
or look here ;) (didnt see the two above postes cause of the slow speed of this forum! :angry: ) |
Hmm, I'm 1000 km from home, with a guy...
Where can I find a gun in Norway... |
A gun? Please, allow me...
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I would thank you muchly for the chicken soup you made awhile ago when I was ill..... And I'd apologise for attempting to rip peoples hands off whilst in my fevered state :whistling:
Then I'd probably push you out of bed, because new years eve is too much of an exciting time to be lying around in bed! |
I'm actally ill! (so no new year party tonight :wallbash: )
I look at Lulu and say: "Do you wanna excange some viruses with me? :max: " |
*puts on medical mask*
Not today darl, I'm trying to keep healthy for 2007 :) |
Scream in fright by the masked face beside me... wonder what the heck happened, decide not to bother, hand over a paper party hat, put on my paper party hat, say "Happy New Year, whoever you are" and lapse back into a coma.
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Happy new year! xD
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It wasn't me ! I swear ! I just smoke once in a while, but I don't sell. I swear to God ! Just go away ! :unsure:
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"Not likely to the extreme, no..."
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umm.. did we have gel? at least? http://www.abandonia.com/forum/style...box/unsure.gif
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Gel?! :blink: For what :omg2: Not for.... :tai: Uhh...!!!!
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YOUR NOT A GIRL!! EHHH!!! GET AWAY!!! ARRGHH!!! NO!! MOST SLEEP!!
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I can't believe i had that much drink... Get out! :wallbash: :angry: :sos:
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So how was last night, did you enjoy what we did- OHHH HOLY muck!!! YOUR NOT A GIRL!! TWO NIGHTS!! WOAH!! I mush stop eating cows... GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS AND SAY THAT YOU RAPED ME!! >:(
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You seem to end up here alot... I'll have to get you a season ticket or something :)
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"Do I live here?"
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*puts on spangled luchadore westling costume*
This is going to be fun :ok: |
So you like to wrestle with boys in tight costumes?! :sneaky: Hmmm....
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Why's that Darl? Do you have one? :D
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...............wicked. |
Don't say that, you're reminding me of "Children of Men"...
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WAAH! WHO ARE YOU???? GTFO! LOL
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Hmm, what am I doing in a submarine? :huh:
It's time to kick some out of the... wait, those windows are so thick :tai: |
Heh, the windows aren't the only thing that's thick around here... What?!? OH MY GOD, YOU ARE A GUUUUUUUUUY...............-smack-
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miss, point that gun away from my behind ! THANK YOU!
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( Little norwagian test here for you Himmler ;) )
Hvem er du?? Hva gjør du her!!??? |
Wonder why I'm in bed with the Punisher, and run out of the room screaming.
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Why did I just sleep with a toy...? O_O
I'm getting crazy!!! *jumps out of the window* *splat* |
Now er..
Where the heck am I. OMG Norway Must find computer must find computer |
I got one, but its windows XP and not 98... So since you dont want it, I'll take it... ^^
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Correction: not a toy, but a chaos space marine, LOL. But you should run either way!
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Hmmm, Lovecraft huh?
*invokes chullthu to kindly remove the dangerous Space Marine from my bed* |
*gladly takes the Space Marine's place, disregards how he ended up with Lulu, but praises Cthulu and Slaanesh both*
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Ask myself if I'm a little whorish, since the fourth guy is above me :D
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*sleepily rubs eyes*
I've not seen you in here before, I suppose you'll be wanting coffee too? :) |
^No thankyou. I dont drink any coffee. Do you have any coke?
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^I want this guys coffee, now!
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Now, you just lower that periscope, boy. We'll have no torpedoes or sinking around here.
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^periskope..eh.um.. well.. yeah, lower it
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Great! Just absolutely bloody great! Now that I've woken up next to every single human being, I think I'll just trundle off and die a bit.
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I order you to stay alive! THIS IS AN ORDER! PUT THAT ROPE AWAY! :D
By the way, where is the TV in here? |
Oh shucks, guess he couldn't remember the safety word...
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Devil's shackles, now there's a zombie in my bed :wallbash:
I got enough now *grabs a huge heavy axe and hacks him apart* |
<-------- adds another notch in the bed post :bleh:
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*counts the notches in fmc83's bedpost*
Ahem, I assume the other notches are aware of this?! |
Since I am in Thailand - can you give me one of those Thai-massages? I had a very tough soccer practice on yesterday...
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Hmm, blonde, hmm, nice.
Hmm, why is he trying to punch me ?? * run away * |
Heh, you know it's been a rough night if you wake up next to satan in the morning ;)
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great..a deformated human skull talking about satan..well they gave me nice burial chamber at least -looks around the room-
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STOP PLAYING WITH THAT LIGHTER!!! AND GO BACK TO SLEEP!!
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*plays with the novelty skull that has just appeared in my bedroom*
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"can I borrow your modem? I need to get to AB to reply on this forum game, see, or else I might wake up god knows where"
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Great. Im here in a time-space rift wich is norway, thailand, and germany at once with crazy people who confuse the internet and reality.
Well, thats better than from where i came. LOL |
.... please .... do not shoot .... please ....
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Time to die, noob! :bleh: *Shoots*
That was mindblowing... hehehe. LOL *sleeps again* |
ARRGHHH DIE!!! *kills David with a butter knife* ARRGGHH!!!! Wait... You'r not Bush?? Who are YOU!!
Ahh, whatever... *Continues the killing* |
ARG! Kutting wounds everyware! *stuns Punisher with uber-pwnerer Phaser cannon* :)
Time for a hypospray or 2... <_< |
"Sing for me!" *Punish David with a welder* :max:
*goes back to sleep* |
*Attempts not to awaken The Punisher, for fear of punishment*
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"I dont punish girls..." :ok:
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you mean you d like to have some kinky fun with me?
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*Kills Russ with the same butter knife I used on David*
"DIE YOU MOTHER LIGHTER DIE!!" xD |
There's you see someone who lost the track of a meaning of real revenge and went on a meaningless rampage. Now you better find the door by yourself or you'll have to learn something about flying :whistling: :D
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It's not like you're a member of the mile-high club yourself. :ph34r:
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Geez, always this spaceship-nonsense... I slept crappy in that berth! :angry:
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"Revenge is a dish... best served cold, Kirk. It's very cold... in space... Kirk..." :ph34r:
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*turns on the electric heater*
Damn you Fourth and your cold vacuum of space! *steals the blanket* |
What am Im doing in a big mango? :blink:
I know! I gonna eat it!! |
*watches The Punisher go Godzilla on Bangkok*
Geeze, I've got to be more careful about who I bring home... |
Me too. This is happening too often.
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My name is NOT Luca, I DON'T live on the second floor, so I DON'T live upstairs from you...
And you're not from a land down under! |
Can you hear? Can you hear the thunder of this fist scoring a hit?
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No, strangely not. Just can hear the cracking from the knuckles from that fist that tried to hit me but which I intercepted and which I now squash...
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Damage control teams to fist, damage control teams to fist...
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"DAMAGE CONTROL??? GET THE SHOTGUN!!! You take the window I take the door!!" *picks up an M60 Machine Gun* *kicks the door* "Say helló to ma little friend!" *BRBRBRBRBR!!* "DIE MOTHER ****ER, DIE!!" "MUAHAHAHA" *picks up an M79 Grenade Launcher* "Hastla vista baby!" *PONG!* *FHEEEEEEEEEHEEEEE...* *BOOM!* *Terminator music starts* "I'll be back..."
*goes back to sleep* ^_^ |
Hey wake up, you're gonna miss the party yet *shakes up*. Stormtroopers are there, and they block the only way. You can explain later how you landed here in my bed...
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Is it true what they say about "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar?"
*rumages around under the blanket* Yep, guess it is ;) |
Oh, but a cigar would never hold my attention like a beautiful lady such as you do ;)
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Uh... Thanks, Patrick Swayze, but I'm still not going to do any dirty dancing with you...
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He-eey now, nobody puts Baby in a corner! :D
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Up for some dance, Baby? :)
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*puts on that linda rondstat song (or whichever one it was) from Dirty Dancing*
Ok, but you've got to do the Swayze-esque stage dive! |
Of course. Let's go ;) *offers a hand*
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i ve heard you talking from sleep..sry dude.. must have been nice dream=P -yawns and scratches beard..when noticed your sad face- well.. but the umm "dum dums" you made were quite melodic
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WHERE ARE YOUR TITS!?!??!
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in your hair=P
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AHAHAHAHHA
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"Who is that man and why is he laughing like a madman? I want outta here!"
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Right, out you be ;) *grabs both on the shirt and throws them out the window*
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RAWR!! I has a bucket!!! I shall bucket kill you all... Not really, because now I shall sleep... Damn, the clock is 5:44 here.... -_-
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Oh, dude, should I read a good-night-tale or a lullaby to you?! :D
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So long as you read "The Princess Bride" using a Peter Falk impression, you can stay.
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I agree.
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What? You most seriously stop talking to yourself!! :bleh:
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OH! A militant, non-good-night-story-enjoyer in my bed?! OUT! OUT OOOOOOOOUUUUT!!!!!!!!! :angry:
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*rubs eyes*
Haven't I seen you here before? |
Well, I could come along more often... :rolleyes: ... if you like... :D
On the other hand: Worrisome that you don't seem to remember your bed-guests - even if you SEE them! LOL ;) |
Actually, that's a very fair point Icewolf... perhaps I'll have to get a camera or something.
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Could you make me some tea with cheese? :D
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NO!! I wanted the cheese next to the tea cup!! Im so not married to you anymore... :bleh:
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EXACTLY!! No wait.. The cheese is still in the tea cup, remove it! >:3
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Hiya Darl, how about you make the coffee this time? :)
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Coming right up, m'lady.
...among other things. :whistling: |
Woo Hoo! Biscuits too?! :D
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Yeah, sure... Anything more m'lady? :)
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Let go of my biscuits, Punisher!
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Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
That would have been a whole different movie and comic if The Punisher was fighting to avenge the theft of his biscuits... Actually, it might have made for a better movie :) *gives The Fourth his own biscuit* |
What about me? I want my own biscuit too!! D:
*Runs to The Fourth* *Kicks The Fourth down a stair* DONT YOU DARE STEAL MY BISCUITS!! |
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I'm really not into family get-together this morning. SCRAM!
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SHEEPY MOUSE TROWH THAT HAND GRENADE OUT!!!!!!! :O :O :O
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Uh... Punisher..? That's not a grenade, so please take your hand off it...
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omg... strangers in my bed... where is my phaz0r?
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You mean this thing? *beep!* *BZZZ!!* *PWNED* LOL you are dead ^_^
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*Gives the Punisher his very own biscuit*
Don't eat it all at once dear. |
*RAWR!!* *SSHHHWWOOOLLHHHH!!!* Hmmm... Whops... I want new biscuit!! xD
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Why is it that I always wake up in a bed with a skull only? What about a full-skeleton for change?
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I assume this is not the bone you're looking for.
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WAAHHHH!! YOU ARE A NECROMANCER!! GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE PRIEST!!!
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Aw jeez... You're paying the cleaning bill for these sheets.
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I don't know WHAT you spilled on those sheets adn I don't WANNA! :tai:
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Hmmm, keep the sheets clean do you? In that case you're welcome to stay.
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Ahh... well.... err... depends on.... when you.... you know... girls and stuff.... duh, you got me. ^_^
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Would you mind punching things a little more quietly? I'm trying to sleep here, you know?
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*punches Tervez very, very, quietly*
Take that you! |
HEY! Having bad dreams or what? Punchcin and kickin around?! I can't get an eye shut here!
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*pokes Icewolf in the eye*
There, that will close it for you. Just kidding, sorry darl. *rubs icewolf's eye all better* |
Is this wrestling or are we actually in a bed...?! :huh: I mean - pkoe in the eye, punches, kick. What's next? A Power Superplex off the third rope or the bedpost respectivly?!?! :blink:
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A little from column A, and a little from column B I suppose ;)
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You know... you can't tell a guy... to put... wrestling... and being in a bed WITH A WOMAN - together! This... leads astray... :whistling: :D
I still wonder how jumping off the bedpost fits in this... :rolleyes: ...leading farther astray... |
The least you could do is warm your cold feet first...
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You'r the Fourth, right? So where are the first three ones? Hiding under the bed?
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What the duez? Why are you in my bed?? Damn you fat man, I SHALL GET MY REVENGE!!
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You ain't punishing nobody...
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The first three sound vaguely depressing.... Glad to know that you're doing much better than them :)
*warms The Fourth's feet* |
WHAT ABOUT MY FEET MISS? xD
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If, like me, you wash your feet, she might touch 'em.
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I'll try that...
*washes feet* |
*duly warms the nice clean feet*
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Thank miss. Now I am ready for my daily killing spree... *jumps out of the window*
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Is this Walhalla? :titan:
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Only if you make me angry...
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So you may become furious, when you're teased, huh? What about a pillow fight, eh? Eh? *throwspillow* Come on!
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HEY!! *unholster my shiney Colt 1911 45.Cal* Go ahead, make my da- *gets pillow in face* AHHH!! YOU SON OF A- *gets another pillow in the face* Ohh, you wanna fight? Okay, say hello to my little friend! *trowhs pillow*
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Ok that's it! I'm just trying to get some damned sleep around here, and when then you decide to have a frigging pillow fight?! Ok then, I'll beat you up both! I'm gonna kick you both the freaking orbit! And then I'll really get mean and- *snores*
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*punches you with a pillow*
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So long as my warm, clean feet get some of Lulu's attention...
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*punches you with a pillow*
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Enought of this! The mighty owner just entered this bed, and what he says, will be 2 steps above the law! Just to demonstrate my powers... Chuck Norris once insulted me. ONCE. Object and be owned!
*Sleeps again* (joking ^_^ ) |
Just when it gets quiet here, I'm not sleepy anymore.
Oh, what the heck. *Joins the pillow fight* |
*seeks shelter under the covers, with Lulu*
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There will be time enough for that later Darl, until then, we shall not be defeated!
*hands the Fourth a turbo-charged-super-pillow, and joins in the fight* |
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No one can defeat me with my pillow-gun! >:) HA-HAR! *Unholsters the mighty pillow-gun off his back in slow motion, wearing uber-cool sunglasses, Terminator™-Theme plays* *Gun goes* Phooomph, Phooomph, Phooomph, Phooomph, Phooomph!!!!! *feathers fly all over the place* *Icewolf awakes* Huh..?! Hah?! Wow, I must have been dreaming! Where am I?! And why do I "wear my sunglasses at night"? (Hmm, that's actually enough for the next story... :D) |
You're supposed to be in the "Who Will Post Next" thread!
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SILENCE!!! Its really hard to code when you are talking alot of bull...
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Klingons sang out, in immaculate chorus, down from the stars, descended david, who delivered a pillow strike
wich could shatter bones, into the face of icewolf, who fell out of the bed, writhing in pain... :D Icewolf just got owned, like 1337 LOL? |
Hey can you shut up? You been talking about Startrek and pwning for 3 hours now!!
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It's part of the five year mission objective.
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Star trek and pwning is what im talking about most of teh timez0rz you know. But i also have other stuff like.. like.. stuff. Cars airplanes submarines movies and like you know.
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You mean hardcore uberhawt not for weakhearted 0wning awsome no rules uberkool pop-corn movies? Like those cowboys movies with that uber pwner Chuck Norris? LOL
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yeah that stuff roflz! LOL
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So what are we waiting for?!?! PLAY THAT MOVIE! :D
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What movie? That cult-classic, "David Pwns Dallas?"
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No, "Chuck 0wnage"!!
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Friggen sweet! ^_^
Now lets see some The Govenator movies :D |
Maan! :angry: You've just waken up and start to watch all those friggon movies! Keep quiet, I'm trying to sleep here!
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"Let off some steam, Benne-" I mean, Icewolf!
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I am Captain David, Commander of this Bed. I understand you intend to take over this bed and sleep in it, but i promise you, thats not gonna happen. You have 3 Mins to get out of this bed and withdraw to your own one, or i will retake my bed by force.
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Motherf.... what's this kid doing in my bed and why does he have a navy hat on? OUT!!!!
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Dont talk liek th4tz!!11oneone
GTFO!!!11oneoneoneone11one!!1 n00bzz0rz... :bleh: |
*puts The Punisher across her knee and spanks him*
No more 1337 spammy posts from you mister! |
Who do you think you are to assault one of my officers! Revenge of the interstellar commonwealth will be coming upon you! *Scary Look thorwards Lulu*
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Don't even think about it, little Dearheart.
:) |
Apologize by Teh Punisher! He did do nothing wrong.
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-shakes you in the bed- see the game name
(hint hint, it contains words wake and up) |
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SPANKING GAMES?! SPAAANKING GAAMES?!?!?!!!!1ß12121ß? :titan: Without me!!!
You will be sorry mister!!! :boxing: |
Oh no, not your cold toes again!
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Get your toes out of my face! PERV!!! >:3
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*plays "this little piggy went to market" with The Punisher's toes*
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What the duez? I'm not a child!! Ahhh!! RAPE!! POLICE!! LOL
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Ah, OK... rape and stuff... Police, huh? I guess an ambulace does it for you... You'll get new clothes in a minute...
*whisperinginthephone* Come quick! He's insane!!! |
Actually, Icewolf, Punisher left his extra-long-sleeved white jacket by the "foot" of the bed. Hopefully Jane can keep him occupied for a while longer...
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That is nice, could I join You ??
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Maaan, you must have been tired. Still wearing tie, glasses, shirt...
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Amongst other things, I would ask you to explain the intricacies of soccer.
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Put on an old worn out hat, a fine leather jacket and casually crack the whip at the curtains.
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In that case I would invite you to stay LOL
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i would run away :unsure:
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I would laugh as you escaped on your little pink tractor :)
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_MY_ tractor I owned as a kid was blue. And cool.
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thats the first thing you say when you wake up next to a girl? :P
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You know if I would nail you on what you told me in your REM phase... <_<
Man, what a fuddy-duddy... |
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What we played games? In bed? EEEEEEEEW
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*Leaves Icewolf sleeping*
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Why did she left me with that man ... Am I uglyor what??
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oh..satan... you again. thought it was a nymph... meh..
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"What's that smell? God it smells like... old fish... and.... dolphins? Himmler, is that you? :whops: "
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oh, you've brought me a banana - how nice little monkey :D
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ehm ... I will not touch you :vomit:
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Oh god, now I suppose I'm going to have to clean up that vomit huh?
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WHERE DID THAT VOMIT COME FROM!! AHHH!!! *jumps out of window*
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... 8D *touch*
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Erm.. No dude, just no. Um... NO. Ummm I hope not. Uh, no.
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heyy...tulac :> wanna ride with me on r.u.s.s.'s pink car? :>
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Yes I do. :)
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NOOOOOOOUUUUUEEEH >: O ... Don' you dare steal my bed-stranger
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YOU SICK PERVERT!! GET OFF ME!!! D:
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in the evening you said something different ...
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*licks your ears* : o schweety
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*sniff* *sniff* What is that.... Mustard?!
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*yawn*hey lulu *hug*
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*yawn* hey sid..hi-mmler *hu..g* o_o
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LOL
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D:
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*pets the punisher* giugu-giugu ^_^
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D:
GET AWAY FROM ME!!! :angry: |
if you come closer i'll give you a candy http://forum.level.ro/images/smilies/grouphug.gif
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n00b.
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girl. pants down!
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Im not a girl. And keep your dirty hands and... ALL OTHER THINGS away from me... <_<
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but you can have that on me right=/
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***
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got a lighter?
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sure
*BOOM!* HOLY HELL! |
Stand aside, i shall pee out the fire!
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*turns around*
MY GOD. Don't you ever show me that again. :tai: |
hey, looky here! no pantz!
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Stop waving that thing around, you'll put someones eye out.
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I'm glad you've noticed THE SIZE :D
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MY size
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Your size ... :hysterical: ... where have you bought such a big hat ??
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it's a ****.
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MEH!11111111111111111111111111
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you finally gave in. now open large. it's big, remember?
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*Opens the barn door*
Lots of space in here. |
shame you won't go inside
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Is that what it sounds like? You want me to... err...
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No I do NOT !!
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yeah you do.
PERV |
I am a Perv, but not this kind of ...
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*gets worried*
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*pets Lulu* it's gonna be ooookay
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*stops crying and falls asleep hugging tight to Himmler* :D
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Who told you that it was ok to bring an extra body into my bed?
*worries again.* |
FEAR NOT!
Click on a teleport thingy *everyone get teleported to the desert* Meh... |
Um, it's kind of hot out here Punisher dear, and sandy...
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Sandy? Where? Didn't you say your name was Lulu? Or was it just a dream....?! HELP!
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*dehydrates* ... PUUUFFFF
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*casts create water*
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UUUUUHH! Excuse me, I have an urge!!! *hops.off.ridiculously.pressing.one.hand.in.the.cr otch*
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*touch*
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*tickles*
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HEY EVERYONE! Look what i have! *Takes a grenade in his hand*
Its really dangerous! With the safety pin i can gauge someones eye out! |
*kicks UBC David out of bed*
No grenades before 8am, especially in my bed. |
What about SMGs!? :P
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NO SM STUFF IN HERE!!!! :titan:
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Rawr, really? *whips Icewolf*
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did you just took my palinca bottle? :/
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you could at least remove the 'thing' from your mouth
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i can't, cause once i get out of bed, i forget how you taste if i don't have it :D
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Then you should probably stay in bed.
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If you are OK with me staying in bed, I'm glad to stay...
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oh well...
I'm just wondering how you got here nevermind... |
:E *touch* ..how did YOU get here 8D
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GET THE *MEEEPZ* AWAY FROM ME. *punch!*
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*spreads legs*
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*hands Himmler a medal for the funniest response ever*
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why thank you :D
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Your mom thanked me, this game makes no sense.
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Nooooo...just noooooh, how can you say such a thing. It's YOU who don't make any sense at all...my bed is like, 300 miles away from me *cries a mix of baileys and fanta*
*sleeping on the coucthcc......sofa>_>* |
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*hands back Palinka*
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Good morning Tulac! Do you like my pink pyjama?? LOL
(Damn that's so gay) |
GAY IN MY BED!
GET OUT PLOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111oneoneoneon e |
FATSO IN MY BED!
GET OUT BEFORE THE BED BREAKS DOWN!!! NOOOOOOOOO DONT JUMP ON ME! ARRGGG!!! |
>:D hiiiiii prettyfattyboy
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*puts your hair in my mouth* mmmm *touches your nonexisting boobs*
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D:
*jumps out of the window falling 1260 meters* *explodes because of the impact* |
Eeeew, guess it's time to change the sheets then!
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Are we in the hosptial or what? :angry: People coming in at 5:30 in the morning wanting to change my sheets?!
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*eats your muffin*
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yeats you..r...muffin. yes
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*Eats your muffin*
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/9...tmuffinbp4.jpg |
Whats that all over your face pal?
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I think it's your 4ss...
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*eats your muffin*
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Beats your muffin into submission :D
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I have no muffins. :(
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:E OUT! ... no muffin no pleasure!!
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Thank god I ate my last muffin
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and you did a good job -winks-
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Well, yeah, I'm pretty skilled... :max:
:omg2: :hysterical: |
teach me master, make me muffin!
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Oh, well. That's quite simple. My girlfriend is an expert in making muffins. :rolleyes:
The secret is that you use oil and yoghurt or curd for the dough. That makes them fluffy... :sneaky: |
Fluffy like you... -_-
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How do you know?! DID YOU TOUCH ME WHEN I WAS SLEEPING!? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHRGH!!!! :titan:
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No but you walk in that bunny... Thing... Of yours.
Took a pic of you!! >:3 http://hideyourarms.com/wp-content/u...-bunnysuit.jpg |
Wow, scariest rabbit costume ever. It's something about those soulless red eyes...
*tries not to think about it* |
You are right pretty lady - do not think about it - let's DO IT :cheekkiss:
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*does it*
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That does it! *fights for my life and general well being"
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*rape*
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Hauls you out to the truck parking and do the "the Hitcher" routine
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Your concept of foreplay is terrifying darl'...
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Sorry love, I had to dispose of a Danish salami way past it's expiration date
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no problem, now give me that banana my dear
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WRAWR!
*eats bob* Mmmmmm, diabolic! LOL |
Yes, I am... :sneaky: :max:
*humms "sympathy for the devil"* |
Your bob is differant from all the other bobs i've bob'ed
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I know - my bob is a satan :devil:
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*screams and jumps out the window*
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Watch your horn, dude.
Get out of here and make some coffee, will ya?! :notrust: |
"How the Hell did I get in Germany?" O.o
"And What the Hell am I doing here?" :omg: |
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How'd I get in Norway...And who are you!?
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what HAPPENED last night?
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Please tell me you wore pants.
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I don't think you'll like the answer...
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Why don't I get to wake up next to the multi-billionaires who pay me to keep quiet about this...
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why don't i wake up next to A WOMAN?!
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At least I'm not in Norway, I can afford bus fare...I think...
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Canada's greyhound bus fleet is full of crazy people so it'd just be safer to walk...
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Please tell me you have a PS2.
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