You fight like a dairy farmer...

How appropriate. You fight like a cow...

I once owned a dog that was smarter than you....

He must have taught everything you know...

/My turn.../

No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do...

You run THAT fast?


//


I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.

Or to the sword trainer guy,
You must be thinking of someone else, I'm not a farmer.


The Chuck

Why are you always writing "the Chuck" under you posts?

Just a personal joke because i'm lame! If it were french it'd be The Chuck...

Th... err, i mean LeChuck!

When you wanna go ahead...

It will be easy for people to recognize you then :whistle:

Added a poll for more chat - sorry for clogging the board!

Why? Did you want to borrow one?

I must admit I forgot all of them! But now, when you insult eachother, I'm starting to remember! Keep insulting! :bleh:

Yeah I forgot them all as well. It's been about 6 maybe 7 years since I last did all this. Even though I have it now I never play it. :not_ok:

You're no match for my brains, you poor fool!

:sniper:

I'd be in real trouble if you started using them.

My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!


:sneaky:

Too bad no one has ever heard off you!

You make me want to puke!

:sick:

You make me think someone already did! :sick:

OK... This one is a little harder:

You have the sex appeal of a shar-pei!

O-ho that's Monkey 3

Do I look that much like your fiance?

When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified!

:eeeeeh:

At least mine can be identified!

Soon youl be wearing my sword like a shishkabob! (or somehting like that,...)

First you'd better stop waving it like a feather duster!

My last fight ended with my hands covered with/in blood.

I hope you learned to stop picking your nose!

I hope that now you've learnt to stop picking your nose.

EDIT: Damn, beaten. (we both posted in the same minute).

Aye maty!
But yer a good 'ne to be picking a fight with Argh!

My handkerchief will wipe your blood (damn - I must really play that game again - don't really remember the insoults - just the responses)!

Oh, so you finally got that job as a janitor then?

So you got that job as janitor, after all? :bleh:

People fall at my feet when they see me coming.

Even before they smell your breath?

I wanted to make sure you feel comfortable with me!

This has run its course. Locked.