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Basically you're telling a story one sentence at a time, but you alternate "the good thing is" and "the bad thing is" every other sentence.
Example: Me: One day, you were walking through the park Next person: The good thing is it was sunny. Next person: The bad thing is that you tripped on a rock and fell. NP: The good thing is you landed on a pillow. NP: The bad thing is the pillow was full of bees. NP: The good thing is you escaped the swarm of bees by jumpin in a pond. NP: The bad thing is you can't swim. and so on ... So here goes: One night, you were driving down the street. |
The good thing was it was a nice, clear day.
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The bad thing is that by trying to impress some of your friends you did some kind of jest with your car, trip on a rock and smashed a van. It hurts. :P
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The good thing was that the van was full with feathers . . .
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The bad thing is that you're allergic to feathers
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The good thing was that you jumped trough the window
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The bad thing is you jumped out while driving along the edge of a cliff, therefore plummeting down the steep and rocky mountain towards the jagged and pointy stones below.
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The good thing is that you had a parachute.
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The bad thing is that the parachute has been slashed by your jealous ex-lover...
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The good thing is that now you have a new lover
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The bad thing is that your parachute dosen't work, and your falling to your death
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The good thing is that you can see your house
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The bad thing is it's 100 feet from your current position below.
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The good thing is that there are 500 feet more to go.
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The bad thing is your still falling, and there is a 'im gonna hit you squarely between the legs' looking branch 100 feet below.
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The good thing is that you get picked up by a helicopter in mid-air.
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The bad thing is that the helicopter is being piloted by a raving lunatic with terrorist tendancies...
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The good thing is, you massively punched him in the face, so he fell unconcious and you throw him out of the heli and can take control of the heli.
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The bad thing is that you can't drive a helicopter.
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The good thing is that you see a manual
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^The bad thing is that its in french.
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The good thing there appears to be another manual underneath, which is english.
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Oh, V3r3k posted a sec before me, DAMN IT!!!!! sorry....
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Canceling the previous reply since it wasn't a BAD thing...
the BAD thing is the cockpit is full of bananas and you hate the taste :and are extremely allergic. This causes your body to swell and bloat and you end up dropping the english manual :bleh: |
The good thing is that it was only a toaster manual anyway.
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The bad thing is that you are horny
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The good thing is that you found a porn magazine under the pilot seat
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The bad thing is it's full of extremely perverted and unnatural hentai. You drop it in disgust. It won't help you in getting out of the copter alive anyway.
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The good thing is that you still got fuel
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The bad thing is that you just crashed into mountain.
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The good thing is that you managed to jump out just before the explosion
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The bad thing is that you are falling... AGAIN! :bleh:
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The good thing is that you just felt into a pile of sponges and survived!
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The bad thing is that the sponges are actually sea sponges and falling into them activated their natural defense mechanism and they expel their internal organs all over you.
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The good thing is that youre still alive.
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The bad thing is that you have absolutely no idea where you are...
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The good thing is that you can drink your pee if you are thirsty
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The bad thing is that you have no food to eat except for the sea sponge guts that are slowly disintegrating your flesh
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The good thing is that you see a car! Not just a car, A Lamborghini Diablo SV!! Now thats a car! *insert music here*
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The bad news is that David Hasselhoff is in the car...
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The good thing is that he's wearing clothes.
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The bad thing is that that is not going to last...
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The good news is that David Hasselhoff has so much body hair that you can't actually see his "pink bits..."
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The bad thing is that pink is a very shiny color... :tai:
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Good thing: You are going to like, what you see...
Bad thing: you are going to like what you see... OK doesn't really make sense, I'll try another one. The good thing is, his thingy is so small, you won't even notice it, and in addition to that you are colourblind. |
The bad thing is that being colorblind in such a situation is lame and it's not allowed in this game so you CAN see all colors the human eye can perceive. :bleh:
(I somehow felt that the next poster would make our protagonist colorblind) |
The good thing is that the car exploded and David Hoffelman...
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The bad thing is that the car exploded...
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The good thing is, the chassis was pretty much indestructible. So the engine exploded but you're still in one piece.
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The bad thing is that you are in the middle of nowhere and your only chance to get away just exploded...
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The good thing is that you can always hitchike.
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The bad thing is that you'll unlikely be able to hitchhike if you're all covered by sponges (remember...?)
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The bad thing is that Hasselhoff has taken his hands off the steering wheel...
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^The good thing is that hasselhoff is dead
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The bad thing is that I am so sleepy that I didn't notice the fourth page of good things and bad things *facepalm*
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^The good thing is that the previous post didnt affected in your life.
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The bad thing is that you wrote ^
The good thing is that I will get this topic back ontopic. The bad thing is that I have posted four posts in one post. The good thing is that now another member will post. |
The good thing is... that - as unlikely as it was - you managed to hitch-hike your way back home.
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The bad thing is that, when you arrive, you found out that you have lost your home to IRS.
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The good thing is that you see a hotel
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The bad thing is that the hotel is closed for refurbishment.
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The bad thing is that the hotel is owned by Norman Bates...
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the good thing is that he is now reformed thanks to prescription drugs
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The bad thing is that you farted and the hotel got destroyed
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The good news is that the explosion caused by your fart also created a nice comfy cave for you to shelter in...
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The bad thing is that before you can do anything, the cave gets conquered by bears and squirrels.
(Man! This guy has lots of bad luck!) |
The good thing is that you trowh a handgrenade in
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The bad news is you counted to "five" instead of "three" and the grenade went off in your hand
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The good thing is that now nobody will ask you are you left or right-handed....
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The bad thing is that you just lost the arm that you used a lot
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The good thing is that you are dead so there wont be any bad things
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The bad thing is that instead of an escalatorappearing to ascend you into the heavens, an elevator appears in front of you plaing really awful muzak
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The good thing is that elevators can also go up, so you stillhave a shot at going to heaven...
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The bad thing is that you blew up a hotel with hundreds of innocent people inside, so straight to hell you go.
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The good thing is that the Devil takes a liking to you and invites you over to his place later that evening for dinner and a movie...
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The bad thing is Sadam Hussein walks in and his eyes delight at the thought of a three some...
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The good thing is that the Devil says "no" to Saddam, because he already has "plans" with Hitler later on in the night...
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The bad thing is that you fall into lava :-O
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And you die. The good thing is that now they have to send you to mormon-heaven.
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The bad thing is that... WTF IS A MORMON HEAVEN???!
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the good thing is that you wake up and realize it was all just a bad dream and you start to get out of bed to go to work.
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The bad thing is that you're seriously disturbed by your wack and sick dreams.
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The good thing is that coffee isnt hot and bagel is warm.
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The bad thing is that the coffee is warm enough to burn your upper lip and you start to swear and shout.
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The good thing is that a hot chick walks into the room
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The bad thing is that theyre trans-sexual chicks.
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The good thing is that they are post surgery...
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The bad thing is that they wanna kill you :-O
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The good thing is that you are stronger than they are...
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The bad thing is that you can't punch a girl
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good thing is that your baseball bat can
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The bad thing is that the bat is rotten. When you swing, the bat breaks half.
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The good thing is that your girlfriend comes naked, and beats up the Evil Hot PostOperation Transvestite Duo, and then you two have great sex...
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the bad thing is the sex lasted waaaaay too long and now are you not only extremely sore and want to cry because of the pain in your privates, but you also got fired from your job for missing a very important board meeting.
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The good thing is your georgeous girlfried feels sorry for you, your sore privates and you being fired. So she gently puts some nice ointment on the sore thing and tells you that everythings gonna work out and will be fine...
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The bad thing is that oinment makes you feel like your dick is on fire. It burns!!
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The good thing is that when you start to scream your girl friend grabs your "hot tool" and she does some 'mouthwork' with it, and you forget the pain at least for a while.
EDIT: Why does that say that I have still 0 posts? I have posted now at least 3 messages. |
The bad thing is that you're so depressed about being fired that you don't enjoy it...
Kaali - Posts in the Competition/Games thread and Blah x3 don't count towards your total post count. |
The good thing is, that you two now can have a shower, get dressed and have some breakfast.
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The bad news is there's a blizzard outside and there's absolutely no hot water available
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The good news is that today was the first sunny day since two weeks ^_^
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The bad thing is that your girlfriend just stole your car, so youre going to have to walk in the sunny blizzard.
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The good thing is you get some more tan while walking in the sunshine.
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The bad thing is you have really sensitive skin so the tan ends up giving you skin cancer
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The good thing is it is not skin cancer but only a slight rash, and you have once again gotten out of the grip of the evil Reamus who's constantly torturing you.
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The bad thing is that the "slight rash" turns out to be leprosy bwahaha!
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good thing we got some trash cans
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The bad thing is that youre now totally confused. :unsure: :blink: :huh: :angry: :sos:
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The good thing is that the others aren't.
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The bad thing is that you kill everyone! :-O
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The good thing is that I might decide to spare you... for the time being :P
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The bad thing is that this whole thing was a dream. You never met those transexual chicks, you never got a blow job, your girlfriend never stole your car and you never killed the entire population of earth. However, when you just woked up, youre still totally confused.
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The good thing is you're finally free to shuffle into the kitchen and make yourself a nice hot coffee and watch the morning news. In addition you take a glimpse at your calendar a realize that your holidays just started! :brain: You forgot in all your confusion!
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The bad thing is that the calendar is very old. You really dont have a day off and now you wont be at work, and later this afternoon, you learn that your boss has fired you.
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The good thing is that you never really liked working for Mr. President, and that enormously huge paycheck was never really important for you. The public restrooms, on the other hand, you see as a great carrer uprise...
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bad thing you live in malaysia..
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The good thing is that we live ^_^
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umm.. :unsure:
well anways, bad thing we got some confused freaks with lepra cleaning public toilets |
The good thing is we can move on and make our own way and not care for the public toilets.
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The bad thing is that youre lost.
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good thing there are some signs http://countersweet.xlphp.net/ester/img5.jpg
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The bad thing is they say "out of order"
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The good thing is the cleaner's taking them down.
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The bad thing is that the cleaner puts another sign up that reads even less to you than the sign before.
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The good thing is that the cleaner has a map tattooed across the back of his bald head, so you now know where to go...
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The bad thing is that he turns around, catches you staring at his bald head, and beats you up with his broom, poking one of your eyes out!
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The good thing is that this is just another crazy dream. You woke up behind and find that youre sitting in the streets, behind a dumpster, with Pamela Anderson!!!
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The bad thing is that you can't help staring at her and her huge... arguments which usually makes every woman angry.
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The good thing is that she is Pamela Anderson, and she has based her entire career upon her huge arguments, so she doesn't get angry...
EDIT: silly almost same time posts ;) |
The bad thing is that reality catches up with you and muggers appear behind you and Pam. Pam's "Arguments" will not save your behind this time i'm afraid.
(it's a dumpster alley for G0d's sake and the "take these arguments and post them everywhere"thing is getting old. {/arguments}) EDIT: i can't believe i just used the A-word three whole times... |
The good thing is you never really needed that kidney, and there still is a chance that someone will find you in an alley dumpster before you bleed to death..
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The bad thing is, no one finds you and you die
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The good thing is that suddenly, out of nowhere, a map falls out of the sky... It tells you how to get to Ætherville
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The bad thing is you can't figure out what should do at that friggin place or in what ever way it could be of any advantage to you.
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The good thing is, Jesus happened to be out on one of his "shady alleyway walks", heals you, and accidentally passes across some of his power.
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The bad thing is that you can't control these powers and accidentally chip off some of your own head...
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Good thing is the powers are benevolent and magically your head is healed up again.
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The bad thing is that God doesn't take it light that his son passed his powers on to a mortal and Curses you and your offspring, causing you to grow a extra set of teeth in your neck.
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The good thing is that you can now join in the vampire's secret society club.
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The bad thing is that this vampire club is very beaurocratic and you have go through loads of sheets of parers and forms and applications.
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The good thing is that the receptionist who leads you through those papers is hot as hell...
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The bad thing is that she's dead and therefore actually quite cold.
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The good thing is that the cool, distant ladies really turn you on... :sneaky:
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The bad thing is that she's a succubus... All of the Succubi and Mancubi belong TO ME!!! WHAHAHAAAA!!!
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the good thing is that the rest of us don't have to worry about those then
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The bad thing is someone accuses of you killing that secretary...
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The good thing is that you can sneak away from that in a cardboard box.
(Damn I love this game!) |
The bad thing is that the cardboard box has a "useless materials" sign and someone takes you to the waste disposal facility... he he he :nuts:
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