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"In Soviet Russia..."

Quit stalin everyone and start posting!*

aaaaaand I'm spent.

Beretta the grasping capitalist bourgeois regime you know...

In Soviet Russia, the pirates are persecuting software publishers!

In Soviet Russia, we take your land and property, make you work in fields and then shoot YOU!

My favourite cow jokes (communism related)

COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The state takes both, and gives you a little milk ... once.

COMMUNISM -- CAMBODIAN: You have two cows. The government sends a teenager in a red bandana to shoot them, then he shoots you.

COMMUNISM -- CHINESE: You don't have any cows. The government sets up a joint venture with McDonalds.

COMMUNISM -- CHINESE: You have two cows. You take care of them. The government takes all the milk, but you are encouraged to steal some of it back (before someone else does).

COMMUNISM -- MAO-STYLE: You have two pigs. The government launches a campaign to convince you to donate them "voluntarily" to provide meat for workers in the city. The government then declares that people don't need pigs to make pork. Quoting the correct phrases from your little red book, you and your neighbors try to create pork from sheer willpower. Your local party leader reports that you have exceeded all expectations. Your neighbors starve.

COMMUNISM -- CASTRO STYLE: Fidel Castro has two cows. They are F1's, a cross between the Cebu cow and the Holstein cow. Only one cow, "White Udder," works. When she dies she is stuffed and placed in a museum by Castro, "The Dictator of the Cows," where "future generations could admire her magnificent udders." You have not seen cow milk since 1985.

COMMUNISM -- CUBAN: You have two cows. Fidel tells you some undercover CIA agents have infected all of the cows in your region with a foreign disease that kills the cows. You and your family become malnourished. It begins to occur to you that Fidel doesn't know what he is talking about.

COMMUNISM -- CUBAN: You no longer have any cows. They sailed to Miami. You still have no milk - but you do have Fidel.

COMMUNISM -- You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. (Well, maybe the local bully gets more, or a few neighbors band together to kill you so that there is more milk for everyone else.)

COMMUNISM -- SOVIET: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. Then the government sends you to prison.

COMMUNISM -- SOVIET: You have two cows. You count them and realize you have four cows. You drink more vodka. You count the cows again and realize you have eleventy six cows. You drink even more vodka. After a while, you realize that eleventy isn't a real number. You count the cows again and have two cows. You open another bottle of vodka and try to drown the loss of eleventy four cows.

"In Post Soviet Russia we sanction EU for our Own crimes"

Why do you think the EU hasn't come with anything against Russia over te Georgian issue..

Where do you think (+/-25% of) our Gas/Oil comes from..

gtx you could be really good paranoic. no, seriously

In United States, Chuck Norris kicks your ass. In Soviet Russia... well, he still kicks your ass.

In Soviet Russia, Game plays you!

In Soviet Russia, Yoshi rides you!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia, poem writes you!

This all reminds me of writing by Milton:
"Him who disobeys me disobeys"

In Soviet Russia, Horse Rides you!

In Soviet Russia, computer programmes you! In StalinC!

In Soviet Russia, ESA protects you! [from the games, not the other way around. Happy now, ladies?] :p

you mean normally we protect esa?

I think Arete meant:
In Soviet Russia, games protect the ESA!

Not a bad pictureset. :)

In Soviet Russia pictureset compliments you.

This is hilarious man, good job :D :laugh::laugh::laugh: :D

In soviet Russia....

YOU control Windows...

That makes Soviet Russia sound even better.

In soviet russia, blondes perv over ... _r.u.s.s.?

Yeah, right! :nuts:

No, I don't even think that would happen in Soviet Russia.

In Soviet Russia, games pirate you.

In Soviet Russia, you fire your boss.

Hey! It's TRUE!!!

In Soviet Russia, the Moon lands on you.

In soviet Russia the Gulag is your house and your house is the prison..

In Soviet Russia games play you.

Hold on, didn't we say that above? :rolleyes:

In Soviet Russia posts count you ^^

(If we did i'm sorry, but i can't get that forum pages to come in nicely :S)

In soviet Russia, tanks drive you (in fear).

In soviet Russia, car drives you (insane).

In America, you find party.

In Soviet Russia..PARTY FIND YOU!