Ho-ho-ho!!!

I just finished delivering the gifts and am off duty now, so I thought I'd drop by and visit the greatest site alive!

See you all next year and remember kids:
I know when you are sleeping,
I know when your awake,
and I'm comming to town!!!

:xmas: :rifle: :sneaky:

Tell me, SC, why did you give me a potatoe!?!?!?!? :eeeeeh:
I thought I'd been a good gurl :blink: :cry:

Dont leave I got a beer for u :sneaky:

Hey!
Fat bloke!
You didn't visit me!
:bleh:
I guess it's because I threw you out last year!

Oh that's why Santa has landed in my garden last year... Dude you really can throw things...

Funny Sebastianos.

you perv you see me when im sleeping!!!

that song is just sick next year im gona thow you out of my house except with a huge camoflauged catapult hehehe

Hey, Santa!
Bring me all their gifts, since they don't want!!!! - Man I'm hungry! :drool:

Do u have some cookies left :whistle:

Givve me all you got..

I never even liked you..

:sniper:

Never?

You´re an odd case...
(which is only good)

I just like more the DUTCH version :whistle:

what?? santa DOES exist after all????

my parents told me some day that it was all a big fake, that there's
no red clothed man with a long beard riding a reindeer-pulled slide
shouting "ho-ho-ho" and delivering all the xmas presents...!!

they'd hit me rock bottom with their confession and little strobe was
crying all night long :cry:

and now santa is writing a post in this forum proving my parents were
wrong all the time! yippieeeeh!!! :Brain:

so, santa, tell me: is it true that you are not wearing pants under your
costume????

I kinda know it since I was 4 or 5 years

I've also heard rumors about that

Santa, are you aware that you spelt your name wrong? :whistle:

You really shoudn't believe all your parents tell you! They're pathological liars. Why I can remeber your dad saying at the age of three, that he puched the easter bunny strait on the nose because he didn't get a milka with raisons and nuts!!!

I guess my coat won't be red next year, my contract with Coca Cola expires this spring and I'm thinking of signing one with After Eight, so I'll probably be wearing a green uniform next year! I also think it makes me thiner, but I'm worried someone might think I'm just a dwarf not the real Saint Nick!

I'll kill Rudolph for spreading this rumor!!! It only happened one year! I was delivering these gifts and really had to go and find a toilet, but then I got an idea. There was this little mean kid and I came to his house and did my thing, but after that I didn't have any toilet paper, so I used my underwear and threw it away. So for the rest of the night I wasn't wearing anything under my costume, but no otherwise I have my underpants!

Oh and Puffin, you weren't such a good girl this year, so you only get a potatoe. But if you'd be any worse I'd do the same thing I did to that kid a few years back - when I lost my underpants!!!
Here - you can see for your self!!!

Hey Santa! You didn't give me anything! Come back! :ph34r: :sniper: :help: :ranting:

You'd think so, wouldn't you... you... little prick!!! :evil:
But the fact is, that's how my family name is spelt and it's the rest of the world that makes the mistake of spelling it differently! :bleh:

And what would you do all the time before the next winter?.. :whistle:

santa santa of been a good boy so give me some dam presents *pulls out ak-47*