If you could play god for about 10 minutes, what would you do?

I'd make all the snow here go away...

Canadians are so easy to recognise...... :cheers:

Id make myself God for the rest of eternity....and if u tell me i cant do that, Of course i can==> i am God

First off, i'd get Dos box to work on my Firesponge (my computer.) Second, i'd probably spend the other 9 minutes and 58 seconds doing completely random things to random people. Mostly, i'd hide tiny lions in closets and cabinets. So when people opened them, a little lion would pop out, RAWR at the top of its lungs and then disappear in a plume of smoke.

No, no particular reason for this. It just sounds fun.

I'd love to answer this one, but looks like I won't get my chance anymore. X-com Freak already got the job permanently. :D

Kill all the guys, so i could be left alone with all the chicks
Create a huge bank account
... villa... car.... computer... original games... stuff like that :angel:

We all know what happened to Mr Bear after he wished for that don't we? If not look in Jokes.

If I was god I'd make it impossible for guitars to go out of tune. I'd then give myself extreme skill at all musical instruments. Fast cars, fast women, fast food. I guess the usual.

If i was god i would help every unfortunate soul on the planet.... no wait i wouldnt... I would speed up my ageing process give myself a good job and alot of money =)

For the aging thing I would speed up my aging process and then stop it completely so I stay at age 25 all my life. That and give myself immense amounts of money, power and charisma :whistle:

When I got my turn after Omuletzu I would change him to gay :twisted: LOL

if i were god i would see to it that the concept of Crusader Online (you know...no remorse, no regret) was actually made, then we would all lan so f*cking hard you'll be able to see the damn silencer from outer space!

...and i would make it so WinXP has DOS, so we dont need to use any emulators!

and i would force EA to disband and reform Westwood, Interplay and Black Isle!

and give myself the worlds largest porn collection! and make pornstar devon live with me, muhahaha...

I would probably turn myself into a girl, just to see how it's like, and do it with some hot gay girl that I can't get as a guy. :sneaky:

(edit: I hope I will be able to transfrom back in time!!! :blink: )

If I became God I suddenly wouldn't exist as there is no God.

And then I'd make sure that I am invisible in the sense that when people see me they suddenly remember something important and have to hurry along so I don't get jackarses always wanting to say something to me, but if I started talking to someone then I wouldn't be invisible to that person. This would work wonderfully as I only talk to people I want to talk to.

If I could play god for ten minutes I would kill every stupid person everywhere (I don't mean like actually retarded or mentally handicapped, I mean the stupid people.) Since that would take no time at all because all I would do is kill everyone everywhere, I would spend the rest of the 10 minutes changing the composition of the earth and making another Human-like species. Except all of them woould be beautiful and love me.

What makes you think these new humans are going to be better than the old humans. A human is a human they are all the same.

I would make myself god permanently. then continue to god...

I would make myself back..

and then have sex with the most beautiful girl in the world :ok:

:sneaky: I'd delete Iron Scarecrow with ctrl-alt-del No, honestly...hm, If I were a God for 10 minutes, i'd give myself the power to turn invisible and incoporial for eternity, and make myself immortal, and give myself a "become un-immortal" button that only I can push. Then i'd be happy.

Edit: and i'd make every movie in the entire WORLD able to become animated GIF's with sound, and they are all under 1 meg.

Can I get a copy of those movies?
That would really make me a believer (I'd give my soul - even my atheism away, to get those :bleh: ).

heheh..

Strange..

A GOD on a PC??? :blink:

More than likely, I would make my self god for a week, then another week, and antoher week, doing helpful things to the world while I was at it.

Being helpfull??

Why being helpfull..

The only thing that people can help me with is to s.m.f.c.!!!!

:whip: :whip: :tease:

Simple. I would just kill my enemies. After that, I'd make myself a good for eternity. :angel:

I would change this girl in something better.... :whistle:

http://www.theredroomladies.com/shak...ritney-six.gif

What a nice A$$! LOL

well, ten minutes wouldn't be enough to clear this mess of a universe up, so maybe...

Try to find the REAL God (whereever he is, he's surely NOT here) and tell him to get his sh*t together and DO something.

If that don't work out... maybe just put an end to that lousy travesty called "time and space". I don't think anyone would notice, anyway.

EDIT: WOW, we got a bad-word-filter, how cute... :D :whistle:

oh, it dosen't stop shitty ^^

That MUST have been a pun just then by the censorship gods....



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Alright, who became a 10-minute god and censored the site!???!?!?

Fess up!!

It has already been censored, so methinks one of Admin/Gods hath decreed it.

Being God for ten minutes would not be very useful. Sure, you would like to do a lot of things, but when you get the power you probably will forget all of these things and just be blank and like "What should I do now?" for ten minutes.

Would ten minutes be enough for a god to program FALLOUT 3? You think one could also squeeze in a FALLOUT 4 plus a MMORPG version of FALLOUT and Duke Nukem Forver?

Well finally I knoe what I'd do...
I'd stop time and those ten minutes would last forever!
Next I'd take away all the sounds and all the light.
The people would be frightened - but could not screem. They'd be in complete darkness, but could not even light a match.

And then - I'd take a long nap :yawn:

I wouldn't even say yes to the proposition if I got it. :D

I wouldn't mind 10 mins of power being god, many things to do indeed, heh heh :sneaky:

hmmmmmm well make myself 21 permenitly have infinate knowlege of hax0ring and proggramming and i would make sure kosta starts a 3 games a day scheduel.or he would feel my wrath hahahahahamuhahaha

Damm..

no one wanna tell us... :blink:

btw, shitty isnt censored anyway ^^
wonder if bum is..
I want teh TitAnus censor back ^^ remember that one, Titan?
Thats what I'd do as a god! all the censors I want.
And Kosta Del Sol ^^

:blink:

Was it something I said?

Maybe he just dont like you :bleh:

Id kill all the people i want to die, and bring back everyone who deserves another chance.

I would kill all the humans.

Including you?

I would remove all the spiders back to wherever planet they came from.

(We had on in the bedroom yesterday that was bigger than my hand... :eeeeeh: )

You try having a female huntsmen in your shower that is eating a male one , then before I could catch it to take outside it ran under our bath and I never saw it again, so 2 weeks later our bathroom was full of a couple hundred baby huntsmen spiders, they were everywhere, I mean it, EVERYWHERE.

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EEEEeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats when I'd move!!!

I hate Spiders!
They are the most unnatural creatures on this planet!

I am convinced they came from the Pleides System!!!

Oh it wasn't that bad, but I don't hate spiders as much as you seem to. A Huntsman is usually good in the bathroom because it will eat all the bugs, but a couple hundred of them is a bit too much. Took us a couple of hours to get rid of all of them.

Hey thats interresting...

I googled the Huntsman and its of the same family as the one that was in our bedroom... Sparassidae.

Still a vile beast from the nether regions of hell though...

I like the Lycosa family, mainly cause it sounds cool. I believe it is the Tarantula family. But I can't be sure.

Anyway Hunstman are very popular spiders here in Australia. I assume it's a very popular family all around the world.

And spiders aren't all that bad, the only problem is they are very good hider's when in your bathroom, then you can't be sure where they are and whether you are stepping on them or something. But other than that they aren't bad, aren't bad at all.

I don't hate spiders, i think they do a good job at killing different and grosser bugs

Except those wasps that can kill spiders, I've seen one kill a spider, then it tried carrying it, it wasn't very successful at that couldn't even get off the ground. LOL

Heh never saw that with a wasp, sounds funny though. LOL

Yes that is wierd, but there is a species(of wasps i mean) that uses some kind of chemicals to stun the spider(fist size spider), and then it injects an egg into it's belly.The spider then lives for some days, while it's being eaten from inside :blink:

Ooh how very nice that is. :whistle:

Why me??? :blink:

eat some mexican food and make myself god for eternity so i can eat mexican food all the time and kick back and not care about anything

Yes that is wierd, but there is a species(of wasps i mean) that uses some kind of chemicals to stun the spider(fist size spider), and then it injects an egg into it's belly.The spider then lives for some days, while it's being eaten from inside :blink: [/b][/quote]
Yes I've heard about them too, it would suck to be a spider with them around.

I'd put originality back in the gaming industry, and make all high up managers donate 30% of their huge income in equal shares to their employees with below-average income.
I'd make myself immortal.
Then I'd denounce any and all responsibility I'd have had as a deity and spend the rest of time gaming and partying with that clique of retired greek and roman gods.

Well I would care,then when I wouldnt be a god anymore,HE would care for my smooth,luckly,wondeful,long and happy life. I wouldnt like to be immortal becouse I would get quite bored after few thousand years :whistle:

First off, i'd get Dos box to work on my Firesponge (my computer.) Second, i'd probably spend the other 9 minutes and 58 seconds doing completely random things to random people. Mostly, i'd hide tiny lions in closets and cabinets. So when people opened them, a little lion would pop out, RAWR at the top of its lungs and then disappear in a plume of smoke.

No, no particular reason for this. It just sounds fun. [/b][/quote]
that's the best idea so far, and i can't think of anything better right now, so i'd do the same but with man-eating tigers, and only to the closets of the people who decided michael winner was a good choice for Esure adverts, and anyone who ever wrote any of that crappy pseudoscientific waffle that appears on ads for shampoo and cosmetics. pro-vitamin b5 my arse!

Yes that is wierd, but there is a species(of wasps i mean) that uses some kind of chemicals to stun the spider(fist size spider), and then it injects an egg into it's belly.The spider then lives for some days, while it's being eaten from inside :blink: [/b][/quote]
Sounds a tad like mindworms.. the just use psi-terror to stun humans and burrow into their heads (while concious) and inject their ravenous young ^^
*must resist alpha centauri urge*