good day to all you english chaps out there. if you wish to chat about how great it was when we ruled the world then here is the place to do it, smoking jackets optional, cups of tea mandatory. basically any subject befitting gentlmenly conversation. politics allowed and discourse about different pubs and clubs, anything you want to talk about relating to england basically, but remember
god save the queen!
try not to flame the americans to badly though. they cant help being a headstrong younger nation. they just need to mature. like a good wine. or cheese.

optionally if you come from a former colony of her majestys british isles or the boer region of africa feel free to make us feel as guilty as you want, we deserve it.

(yet another misspelt topic from me)

Oh yes, I remember one time *mumble, mumble* so we went to the bar *mumble, mumble* The most beautiful woman you ever saw! *mumble, mumble* When I woke up I was in the British Army! *mumble, mumble* BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! *mumble, mumble* I ended up on a boat back to Suez *mumble, mumble* Of course, at the time I was very, VERY drunk.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow...ey_birkin2.jpg

Many of Icelanders are decendants of Irish slaves.

Hard cheese old chap LOL !

Anyone seen the episode of Family Guy with the British pub? Excellent.

"You should go to England - the worst they got there is drive-by ... arguments."
*cut*
"Why, isn't that Reginald B. Stiffworth, the young upstart who's been touting the merits of a united European Commonwealth?"
"Why yes, I believe it is."
"Let's get him!"
...
"Oh Reginald! ... I disagree!"

We Aussie are all the unwanted scum of England. There was some convict war over gold not long after landing here or something, and it was on the turf that I live on. I feel so privelaged.

*sigh*

Ive always wanted to be a british.

We were invaded by Napoleon 3 times by not closing our ports to British ships. Instead of helping, you came and looted what the French had left. Damn you cowards.

(You didn't mention anything about flaming the english) :angel:

Heh... one of the most popular children stories (Martin Krpan) is based on a simple Slovene farmer who was smuggling English salt from the coast inland (at the time the Habsburgs closed their ports to England at the request of Napoleon)...

Popular story here is Ned Kelly, the worlds most famousest outlaw. I don't exactly know why he is so popular all he did was kill a cop or two then they chased him into a building and he died.

Wasn't Ned Kelly the guy who was pinned down in a pub by a load of policemen tring to kill him but made a suit of armour from what was avalible to him in the pub, walked out with it and shot all the policemen?

Wasn't Ned Kelly the guy who was pinned down in a pub by a load of policemen tring to kill him but made a suit of armour from what was avalible to him in the pub, walked out with it and shot all the policemen? [/b][/quote]
Yeah, that's him

Yeah but he didnt kill all the cops, he didnt cover his legs so they shot him in the legs then he couldn't do anything. But still he doesn't seem like an idol I would want to look up to, and the movie was quite boring.

What a silly gid. He wasn't even good for a solid film :not_ok:

never seen it old boy but it sounds like a huge steaming pile of horse manure.
gimme the damn busters lawrance of arabia or zulu any day of the week

lethe: sorry old chap but we were a group of pirating murdering bastards back then, god bless us, i had family under nelson so maybe one o my ancestors looted one of yours. for this i apoligise here have a stiff gin *pours stiff gin* chin up old chap!

beef on the bone: i own that episode it is rather amusing yes, bloody marvelous it is

iorn scarecrow: yes you were all theives back in the days. and in the early days of the colony there was only one women (fact apeerently, took em like 5 years to send over a load o birds) --- note to americans -- birds = women
clearly the descendents of theives have an excellent taste in lager and spirits , mmm bundenburg black. almost as good as gin. and aussie rules is the best game e v e r (other than rugby and football gods own sports)

god is english you know :Brain:

Yeah, but the Australians have to be held to account for bringing Foster's into the world, and to be honest, that's a LOT of bad karma to try and compensate for...

apparently no one in australia drinks fosters. or castlemain xxxx. they just sell it to us. ptobably laff at the idea of us drinking it to
i like castlemain on a very hot day cuz its like beer flavoured water. fosters should be banned though. dammn kangaroo piss!

hopefully as punisment they will be forced to drink case after case of it in hell.
i wonder what karma we have coming to us as a result of our global empire?
o wait ww2 ....
o to have been a victorian. coulda sold opium for the east india company just like my great great great grandad.

o yeah havell made me LOL you did, that charector was the best from the fast show
*sits smugly as british comedy was ordained by God (who is english) to be the best in the multiverse*

eg: the fast show
monty python
the leuge of gentelmen
shaun of the dead
spaced
big train
brass eye
jam
blackadder
red dwarf
green wing

lets hold it up the competition..
will and grace laff i almost did. just at how pathetic they are
freinds to borrow an americanism .. ditto
the hot shots series of movies, national lampoon ect, agggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
the simpsons. please stop. please please no more. i beg you. please.

there is exceptions.
matt stone co creator and writer of south park, + sings an writes most of the songs and does a lot of the voices. may he be remebered as an honary englishman forever
also team america is rather amusing
family guy. no words need to be said. perfection. may the creators be buried in englands green and pleasent land for there contribution to humanity
scrubs first series was pure genius
third rock from the sun first 2 series were pure genius
the jerry springer show. i used to think he was the antichrist. damn entertaining though.

God Save the Queen!

You missed Whose Line Is It Anyway? off, which also had the bonus of transatlantic cooperation between Clive Anderson and some genius American comedians.

Oh, and I'm Alan Partridge.

Ah yes, that's yet another superb reason for me to remain atheist :max:

ahh whose line was excellent. i dont know how i forgot it, i blame the gin, opium and tuppance *****s. alan partridge was excellent i concour on that one old chap.
luckily you didnt tell me to put the office. ricky gervais was excellent in the 11 o clock show but like a lot of people who have worked in offices it just made me cringe a hell of a lot more than it made me laff.

You can't be seriously suggesting that Shaun of the dead is a part of your great comedy tradition? It simply can't be compared to stuff like:
'Alo 'Alo
Yes (prime) Minister
The Piglet Files
Only fools and Horses
You rang milord
Fawlty Towers
...

i was typing all the modern comedies that came into my addled mind.
good you added the classics :ok:
lest we forget.
i dont think shaun is better than allo allo. nothing is better than allo allo. i have met bulgarians who can quote whole sections of allo allo |(but in bulgarian so i understand one word in evry 10)

That one's one of my all time favourites (I've been crazy enough to buy the DVDs, actually). :D It still baffles me, that YM/YPM was Margaret Thatcher's favourite TV series. That would mean she actually had a sense of humour. But she seems to have been able to hide it rather well most of the time. Probably in one of those hideous handbags of hers...

i think she probably liked it because it said things like "blessed be the word of the pm"
i love yes prime minister, dont know why i didnt put it there,

Allo allo? Allo allo? ewwwww. Yes Minister does indeed rock though - I love the way it's equally relevant these days. Shows the rate of change of politics.

allo allo used to make me rofl when i was a kid. so i still like it as it brings a pleasent feeling of nostalgia.
britain is gods land but the civil service is the work of the devil to poisen us!
(why do the dutch get a better political system than us :cry: )

I suppose Humphrey's answer to that would be: "Well Minister, if you ask me for a straight answer, then I shall say that, as far as we can see, looking at it by and large, taking one thing with another in terms of the average of departments, then in the final analysis it is probably true to say, that at the end of the day, in general terms, you would probably find that, not to put too fine a point on it, there probably wasn't very much in it one way or the other. As far as one can see, at this stage."

ahh humphrey, always able to anser anything by wrapping it in level after level of b.s!
a classic englishman.

i wonder if the club is going to see some fisticuffs? need to get the servents to install a boxing ring.
wager accepted on the outcome of bouts gentlemen.

As in Indy3, you mean? No, he's not English, obviously.

Despite being a thorough believer in the British sense of humour (I think I know but a few Quest for the Holy Grail scenes by heart) I'd have to disagree with you on this one. This has got to be one of those rare quality products that the United States have produced during the course of history.

Mind you, tough, that if ever comes a time I'd be ruled by any nation, I'd prefer it to be the United Kingdom, on account of their superior Earl Grey-drinking skills. But nevertheless I'd like to hear the sound of two bricks being bashed together. Mad 1, mad 2, mad 3...

The world in general has this view of the english as the stiff upper lip English-Gent, or the loveable cockney rogue.

When in truth most of my countrymen are just as, if not more, backstabbing, dis-honest, trouble making, 'steal-the-light-bulbs-out-of-your-house' B-Stards then practically any other nationality i know! :Titan:
(For anyone in the UK... No i'm not a scouser, but I do live up north

That said, At least we can hold our beer better than all of them other foriegn nancy-boys... :cheers: :D

Lancashire Born and Bred

Yeah, but it tends to be pissy horrible 'continental' lager, which noone in it's professed country of origin would even consider drinking, unless the alternative was week-old dishwater that was past its prime.

Until you come abroad where pubs close at a decent time :D You're then mostly pissed halfway through the evening :) Having worked in a Dutch pub for a couple of years I'm an expert on mopping up UK-vomit :D But no hard feelings here at all!

According to a recent survey, British men have the highest average sexual stamina of any country in the world (about 7 and a half minutes or something)!

@Reup, that is a point, English people are conditioned to drinking really fast becuase they have to get all their drinking done in a couple of hours, whe nwe go abroad, we drink at the same (very fast) rate for much longer and get pissed off out faces. Also, European beers tend to be much stronger than British ones (so you're supposed to drink less obviously, but we don't think that way).

I, sadly, am not english. I am a Russian living in germany. Therefore I cannot participte in this discussion very much :)

So why bother spamming it to say so? (Not that it isn't pretty spammy anyway, but you see what I mean)

is there any topic in this part of the forum that isn't pretty spammy? :D

This reminds me. I have the game Yes PM. Need to play it again... Would anyone like to do a review for it (I think it could be put on our site)?

although im totally up for us english as being painted as the master race, as after all this is the gentelmens club for us to discuss the glories of being us and our world ruling past i have to say one thing in anser to that, ..
have you ever been drinking with russians, bulgarians, or ukrainians ?
if you had you wouldent have said that.

Trust me, there are many other nations (although mostly of Slavic origin, that would convince people of that).

Random person of a Slavic origin --> :cheers: <-- Random person of a non-Slavic origin

latter that evening

Random person of a Slavic origin --> :drunk: <-- Random person of a non-Slavic origin

those slavs certainly know how to drink. and distill.
lets make them honary englishmen harrumph!! god save the queen!

My grandfather was an officer in the British Army, can I become a member of the club, then?

Kids in the hall, comedic perfection. Toronto based.

being english rocks. just look where new york gets its name from ^^
heck, tons of american cities are named after british ones.. theres a london in the US I think... and a Birmingham (wee! I live near it!)

There's also a London up here in Canada in the province of Ontario :D

Well there is a town named Looling in Texas - in Slovene that would mean Urine... Those American names...

But Danny - this is supposed to be a gentlemen's club... You're allowed to be here :bleh:

Birmingham, Alabama is quite famous, it was one of the most racist towns in the 50s and 60s and it was where Martin Luther King's bus boycott happened.
There are several Coventrys in the states btw :bleh:

have you ever been to coventry god (english) only knows why the colonials would start naming towns in america after that pit of hell.

incidently there is also a marlborough in the south. is near devices i think. so as a child i never understood the marlbourough country adverts in the desert.

i think anyone whos ancestory includes former members of her majestys armed forces should be allowed into the club. as long as they wear there smoking jackets with aplomb.
anyone who agrees shout harrumph
anyone who disagrees shout nay!!

*Grabs a sloop, and starts selling fish to britain!*

and thank you for looking out for our Islands during the war, and for recognising our flag!

yes, we british truly rock.

Ummm I actually live in York and I have to say that it is only mildly less sh!tty than Hull...

Being British is OK, but we ALWAYS get prejudiced against online on a lot of games although I have to say that a lot of people bring it upon themselves...

I say - Relocate to Bath! It's really nice there :D

Once a year, you mean - whether we need it or not?

Not the site. Just all of the people in the UK. Have like a 57-milion person shindig. In fact.... that gives me an idea.

To the phonebox!

And yes, it would be once a year. Once a year is enough for the residents of Bath to clean up. Then by the next year Bath would be cleaner than ever! Huzzagh!

Hmm... are people in prison invited?

Oh by the way it's a quid to get in and no-one in jail gets in. Just gentlemen + women.

Oh also no kevs (chavs). So that's like 45 million people. They can just bugger off to Milton Keynes or summit. OR we could put them on a remote scottish island. Like... the Hebredes. But Orkney must be left untouched.

Hmm... that gives me an idea...

To the Scottish Embassy!

*edits* a couple of spellings*

I LIKE this idea!
especially the no chavs bit. that gets rid of everyone annoying ^_^

Yeah, there was a plan involving a flamethrower, but I might burn my fingers :D

good show old chap.bath would make an excellent setting for a gentlemens and ladies dinner and dance, LOL. burning the chavs seems like a good idea but you have to remeber some people dress a bit like chavs sometimes in order that they can blend in and not get there heads kicked in on friday nights. we need to genetically tag them at the first sighn of narcisisitic shirt wearing fight starting chain wearing ahole binge drinking behavior, so that when we employ the flamethrowers we dont accidently get some camoflaged gentlemen.
why do american kids always take the piss from us for being british on mmporgs but canadians seem totally cool with us?

I like York - comparing it with Hull is certainly a bit harsh!

I've lived in Coiventry all my life and I love it, the reason I love it is that it's got personality. And I'd sooner live in the pit of hell before I live in Milton Keynes or some soulless American city.

apoligies old boy. didnt realise one of our esteemed members was from the 6th layer.
anywhere is better than milton keynes.

How did that old saying go? From hell, Hull and Halifax, good Lord deliver us... :D

:roflol:

Anyone for cricket?

there's a test match on - we're too busy drinking ale in the clubhouse and watching it on TV with the occasional "well done old chap" and a copy of The Times to go out and play ourselves.

Ah, so you use The Times as a sort of beermat, then? Sorry, I meant to say alemat, of course.

Meadmat, perchance? :D

I have to say that the latest test matches have been more disappointing than lukewarm Stellar brewed in the UK.

I say - Buy Belgian!

We can pay for it with some empire goods... like... Gibralta Monkeys!

*edits* There is only really one place that compares with Milton Keynes and that is Weston-Super-Mare. *closes edit*

watching test matches also requires frequent usage of "Well done that man!" and "not now dear, we're busy"

anyway, we're playing Bangladesh at the moment, I dunno, we teach these savages the secrets of the Great British Civilization and they go and beat us. What's the world coming to?

Well, for a start we spell "Civilisation" with an 's' - IMPOSTER!

I also forgot the phrase "How are those sandwiches coming along?"

Isn't that 'impostor'? I always thought 'imposter' was a *gasp* Americanism. :D

Been playing too much of CiviliZation II.....

I hate the Americans, ruining our language *shakes fist*

Dears gentlemens,

I come here becouse it should be the right place to find an answer to my questions:

1) someone of you can tell me the words of the soundtrack of Cannon Fodder that i find here in Abandonia?

2) If someone of you has some time to waste, can he go to see someone of my posts and after that tell me how bad (or even good :tomato: ) is my english?

My best regards,

Quintopotere.

You didn't read the topic title properly. Thist is the Gentelmens Club. LOL

I could tell you the lyrics if I culd get the sound to work, anyone know how?

You can find the mp3 here

Why is this the GentELmens Club?

Because omg made a typo.
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Quintopotere - Your English is fine, don't worry, apart from that you don't need to say 'someone of you', all you need to do is say 'one of you'

Hope it helps you learn our langauge!

Oh by the way British chaps and chapettes, I have to ask:

Am I considered to be foolish learning both French and German?

Yours Regardingly, Prejudice 'I bought Whitney' Sucks (or is it Witney? I used to live there but this northern education is numbing my brain!)

Look who really needs to improve. :angel:

How's about be quiet. I hope it helps you to learn our language.

Anyways, how helpful is two extra languages?

From zero to none.

Depends how well you speak them. I learnt a bit of german at school, then french to GCSE because I like the language better. If you enjoy them and/or do well at them then stick with both - more use than a GCSE in, say, Business Studies like I got instead...

multiple languages is a wicked thing though, stick with it. comunication with people when you are travelling is essential and you never know when they will come in handy . a lot of bulgarians do french in school so i was a ble to use it in bulgaria!

*sits smugly as british comedy was ordained by God (who is english) to be the best in the multiverse*

Last time some nation said god was one of theirs, I finished in concentration camp. :blink: :angry:


As for other gentlemens talk, let's talk about Bush's marionete called Blair... :)

Clearly the members of the gentlemen's club are landed tories and therefore dismiss Blair as an "upstart" or a "pipsqueak" or sometimes both. Plus Bush is enough of a puppet as it is - reminds me of the bits in Being John Malkovitch where the puppet is controlling another puppet.

why blair that damn young pipsqueak upstart! hypnoitized by the shiny lights of america!! i wonder how much they payed him? 100 guineas? the young whippersnapper.

however alligiance to a political party is not a prerequisite of this club. we welcome all as long as they show alligance to queen and country!
(so no comunists or nazis)

as for me being a nazi due to my absurd belife that england is the supirior nation under god. the nazis wernt joking ....

Anyone follow George Galloway's adventures with the American senate? he did us proud! I have to find the quotes...

EDIT: Here they are:

In quotes: Galloway showdown
Here are some of the quotes from British MP George Galloway as he confronted his accusers on a US Senate sub-committee.

"Who paid me hundreds of thousands of dollars? The answer to that is nobody and if you had anybody who paid me a penny you would have produced them here today."

"I have met Saddam Hussein exactly the same number of times as Donald Rumsfeld met him. The difference is that Donald Rumsfeld met him to sell him guns and to give him maps the
better to target those guns."


"You traduced my name around the world without ever having asked me a single question, without ever having contacted me, without ever having written to me or telephoned me, without any contact with me whatsoever and you call that justice."

"Senator [Norm Coleman, committee chairman], this is the mother of all smoke screens. You are trying to divert attention from the crimes that you supported from the theft of billions of dollars of Iraq's wealth."

"You have nothing on me Senator [Coleman], except my name on lists of names in Iraq, many of which were drawn up after the installation of your puppet government in Iraq."

"I have never seen a barrel of oil, owned one, bought one, sold one, and neither has anybody on my behalf."

"I know that standards have slipped over the last few years in Washington but for a lawyer you are remarkably cavalier with any idea of justice."

"One of the most serious mistakes you have made in this set of documents is such a schoolboy howler it makes a fool of the efforts you have made."

"Senator [Coleman], in everything I said about Iraq I turned out to be right and you turned out to be wrong and 100,000 have paid with their lives, 1,600 of them American soldiers sent to their deaths on a pack of lies."


Go on my son, show those bloody savages who's boss!

huzzah for galloway!

Yeah - shame about the accusing the chair of supporting the war when he was opposed. Galloway is a right arse, but he is probably the second most amusing person in British politics, after Boris Johnson.

I second that.

Despite being at lest 30% more landed than most gentry, I would have voted Lib Dem. The other two are just awful.

Here's a summary of their election campaigns:

Labour : You know what, we really hate immigrants.

Tories : Not as much as we do!

Labour : As if! Bunch of pillow-biters! We hate them all and we brutalise their children.

Tories : So anyone up for some chat about Iraq?

Labour : No. No-one is. You can just piss off.

Tories : What about the NHS?

Labour : What about it? At least we want to keep it!

Tories : Ah. Bugger. Scuppered. Ummm... tax cuts for all!

Labour : I see... so how are you going to get 30ish billion for the NHS then?

Tories : Bloody hell, is that the time? Quick! Fetch the firing squad and hunt down Mike Howard!

Labour : BWAHAHAHAHAHA no-one ever votes Lib Dem and they won't this year...

Lib Dems : As if you could be so bloody right about something so bloody wrong...

The Tories couldn't have made much more of the NHS in the campaign - it was their funding cuts and privatisation of cleaning staff that left it where it is now. They also cunningly managed to count some cuts already announced by Gordon Brown in their "We'll save you this much in taxes" figures.

Aye. That and they destroyed the trains... bastards....

Also Maggie Thatcher invented Mr. Whippy.

Truly there is no greater evil.

i voted for the libs again but i have been becoming disalusioned with em. they come out with great policies, then change em, change em again, f with them some more, and not tell anybody. they never seem to get much good press (partly i think because if they got in power the press would be paying more in taxes) and when they do promote themselfs they leave out areas of the policy that seem to have mass apeal. a policy they f'd with really annoyed me, the council tax thing. now i remeber reading about that maybe 2 years ago. they inatially proposed to cut the council tax completely. they were gonna pay for it by putting a small increase in the general pops income tax, and some of the money they would have left over by increasing the tax to the top 25 percent earners. sounds good i think + saves money as you dont need to route your councill tax money through your local tax office, send it to london, then it gets sent back to your council, a wastefull procedure.
they changed that to say that they change the council tax to a local authorities tax.
bstrds.
that and the fact that charles kennedey is a piss head doesnt help. not that i have a problem with pissheads. but you have to consider the general populations view on a leader. we need a young , strong, braniac at the ehad of the liberals. preferably a genius econimist 2,
i think a big reosen people voted labour is becuse of the tax credit. it puts money into the pocket of the majority of the country. and the majority vote with there pockets. not there concionse.

(ps loads o spelling errors for you spell checkers but im dyslexic so i care not, cant be assd to run a spellchecker on forum posts)

The council tax thing is still pretty similar as I understand it - get rid of council tax as it stands, then you have a local income tax to replace it, so it varies between places (so it'd still be more in London than in the middle of rural Yorkshire, and quite rightly). The increase in national income tax (particularly for the top earners, taking them up to 50% tax) was to pay for improvements in services like the NHS and transport.

doesnt seem to make any difference. if we were headed towards a lib parliment there would have been a few more gains this election. alas that it was not so. looks like the tories an labour gonna be the only people in power. untill the apocalypse that is.

i think they are shooting themslefs in the foot with increasing tax to the hier earners cuz people are tight. the press will never promote a party that is gonna tax them more.

its a shame becuse they come out with some wicked policies. i remeber hearing a liberal mp talking about how they would invest money in researching how to save the earth from a giant meteor, things like reprogramming our nukes so they could target objects in space.
if we ever get invaded by green aliens curse that you didnt vote libs!! there slow moving colony arcs would be vunarable to our nukes!!

I have to say that a 50% tax on the top 1% is a good idea, but with the influence those people have, they're wasting their time. If they said no tax for the top 1% they'd probably win.

its a shame that the world works like that. ahh well im going to have a stiff gin to help stiffen my upper lip.

hang on a minute maggie invented mr.whippy????????
i love those ice creams!!

AIEEE! You have succumbed to her chemical research too I see.

They're bloody awful. It's whipped up lard with sweetener, nothing more. So just say no kids.

btw check the Frankfurt stuff for some more info :D

no one can escape the allure of a mr whippy with a 99 flaKE. ahh the flood of usefull german continues. and german people dissing us for speaking there language badly, i will have to remeber to start criticisising evry germans english. should be fun ...

Hmm that might be going a bit far mateo.

I'm now going to criticise YOU!

It's "their language", not "there language". Although it is the language over there. Also I suggest editing typos out. Please.

And 99 Flakes are made from dead hedgehogs.

I have question for club members:

What the heck is the deal with North Irland?

eek. thats a tougthie though, we invaded and colonized, some people dont like it and want us out. some people like it and want us to stay, luckily its chilling out a bit these days. dam cromwell!

No need to damn him for that. I have it on good authority that the Irish Question was already an issue long before Cromwell. I quote:

North 'Irland' is a total mess at the mo. Always will be.

I say - get our troops back on the double and get our wonderous empire back in Africa! Actually, we could do ourselves a favour and get back most of France too...

Huzzagh! To the boats!

Get back? Did I miss something? :blink:

Erm, I mean, capital thought!

Yep "get back", large parts of France are rightfully english but due to French treachery and all sorts of malarky with people getting married and things it no longer is ours. Damned Frogos.

In much the same way large parts of England are rightfully Danish (well, rightfully is used liberally here). :D

Also, since you're all English, wouldn't it make more sense if you actually met somewhere secret to plot your world domination, instead of discussing it on a public message board. :)

(Directs everyone in the secret room in the back of pub to formulate secret world domination plans...and maybe to play darts) :cheers:

Well, thank God there was Alfred the Great who beat back the Danish by... erm, burning cakes, I suppose. :D

Although, come to think of it, didn't the Romans invade Britain first? So it would have to be Italian, right?

*withdraws to the Secret Pub to ponder over this issue and play darts (and lose)*

Here's the crux of our invasion of France plan; There are only about 6 of us and about 60 million frenchmen but as anyone on the streets of Chelsea will tell you, one Englishman is worth 10 million dirty foreigners. So we are not outnumbered, as logic would suggest.

I might be willing to help out, in exchange for an estate in Normandy once the fighting's done. You may not know this but a Dane is actually worth 20 million dirty foreigners (15 million clean ones). That would give you the advantage of numbers (in an abstract kind of way).

"...And that is called paying the Dane-geld,
But we've proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane..."
Good old Kipling. :bleh:

And right too. We never leave! (unless we absolutely have to)

Or if you go a bit mad and try to command the sea not to come in. Knut was Danish wasn't he?

That's not fair. It's commonly accepted that he did that to prove that even kings don't have unlimited power, not because he was insane. Besides, it's obvious to everyone that the sea disobeyed him out of spite and petty jealousy. :crazy:

I belive we should build Roman Empire again.... :D Just to balance the world.... LOL LOL LOL

Mussolini tried that I guess, but he didn't succeed because he wasn't English.

"England never lost a war, except Revolutions, which don't count"- Boomer Bible

I think this forum needs a reminder of the 'nous reatreatons' era of French history lasting the last couple of years. 6 of us could have 'em all on.

Darts is an Irish game, play pool instead.

Meet at Leeds fest, right? I'm there on Sunday :D

Or polo - no wait, that's Persian, isn't it? Back to watching cricket, then...

Aye... true....

I cannot believe how badly we're getting beaten at that...

That'll teach us to go teaching our games to foreigners. LOL

Sorry to break it to you, but cricket is actually French. Better just watch/play Rugby, or just avoid sport altogether, that's probably best.

French? Next thing you'll be telling me they invented Marmite as well. Although come to think of it, I'd rather like to blame that on the French, actually... LOL

i heard the chineese invented football.

I thought football was english, but cricket (and tennis) are definitely french, and golf is scottish methinks.

i saw a documentry on bbc 2, that guy who did shows like "what the victorians did for us." this one was what the ainchent chineese did though. cant remeber his name, slightly freakish looking professor chap,

Adam Hart Davis

What about rounders?

:D

Anyway, everyone else's empire was crap compared to ours. Although Holland's was impressively mighty (for a while).

rugby is from rugby.
rugby also used to have a massive signalling gantry...

You don't say! :D

amazing isnt it? ^_^

Rather.

Spiffingly so.

jolly good.

The entire left side of my face is all rough, I just fell asleep on my carpet for 5 hours. I suppose that's an eccentric, English thing to do.

that or you had one hell of a night at the pub and didn't invite the rest of us.

It wouldn't be rough if it had been a pub carpet; they tend to be too soaked in stale beer for that.

yeah you run a worse risk of waking up with footprints on your head :crazy:

course thats more of a college party, since the bartender no doubt would of beat me over the head with a cudgel and I would wake up in the Queens Navy somewhere in the East Indies by now

I just knew Happy Hour was a bad idea

My friend's father had some simillar problem while he was following white line on the center of the road, to get home. At some point line came up and kicked him very strong. LOL

Why R some topics locked? what does that mean? can it be unlocked? sorry if its off topic (I have a knack for that) :bye:

well funnily enuff old chap what you have a knack for is the reosen they often get locked.

also i just noticed you are from chicago!! and you enter the club asking for information without even putting on a fake upperclass accent and asking for a gin and tonic!!! shame on you sir!!

Exactly, so lets get back on topic. The topic is... beer-soaked carpets in pubs. :blink:

when it sticks to your feet you know you are in a cheap place. we had a club called tiffins. the carpet stuck to your feet and if there was a pause in the (horrible) music you could actually hear the schlurp noise as your feet disconnected from it. i pity any soul who actually passed out on that thing, after so many hours you would probably need a crowbar to get yourself off of it.

oh lord thats disgusting LOL

I hope the beer was damn good at least, most of the pubs I go to have hardwood floors since they are easier to mop
they aren't very comfy to sleep on though

the beer was standerd. and it was the kind of place where you would get large crowds of chavs in white baseball caps starting fights and sucking on bacardi breezers. almost got in a fights a few times. the worst was with 10 of them one time because i was with a bengali bloke and my wife who is bulgarian. they followed us for about half an hour. was great fun ...
we only used to go in there for the 2 for 1 offers.
o and the hip hop.

my 21st birthday party ended up having a biker brawl between 2 motorcycle gangs, one gang decided to pick a fight with me and the other one jumped in to defend me ...mainly because they didn't like the other gang and needed the excuse to fight.

My bruises took a while to heal but it was definatly a birthday to remember

Aye... could well have been that. Anyways, you go to private school, why would you be on the carpet mateo?

I suppose... work causing sleep deprivation. We've all been there and we all equally despise it.

Oh yeah and sticky carpets is a major problem in this little place called The Gallery under York Dungeons. It really is horrendous. They should just lino the bloody flaw and save us all from dancing even more rubbishly with our sticky feet.

Oh well, it gives it a bit of the flavour of northern England.

I have been to jolly old England a couple of times (once for my birthday) I never could get you chaps' crazy accents. Me mum, she's obsessed with the royalty there (has a bloody library full of books on Henry's 1-379 and Georges 4-892 and Edwards 2-907)

I enjoyed the pubs, had meself a good old scotch once or twice. (I cannot belive you guys like sparkling water! yack! We never even heard of it over in yankeetown!)

And oh, man. Fish and chips. I could have a bloody, stinking million and half of those.

Anyhows its been nice talking to you dandy fellows; i must take my leave.

Tally-ho! Toodle-oo!

:cheers:

Carpets in pubs is not a good idea. They're bound to get disgusting. And if somebody vomits on them, they'll be difficult to clean.

As for the comfort thing: If you pass out on the floor of a pub, comfort usually isn't an issue. :)

i wonder what is the flavour of northern england?

Are you planning to eat it? :blink:

The flavour of northern England is piss and blood. That and almost no fresh fruit and/or vegetables.

On the other hand, their baked good and fish + chips are pretty nice and in York there are a lot of good foreign restaurants.

I suppose that I preferred it 'down south' pretty much due to that the people are nicer and more intelligent, the food is better and that my southern accent hasn't really changed. So I get a lot of flak for that. But not like, out of cannons at my house. Merely verbal abuse... *sighs*

stuff like "t bloody southern nancy boy" i guess. i hear from reliable sources that the booze is a hell of a lot cheaper up north. which must be a bonus. but if the odds of getting your head kicked in increase then you can keep your cheap booze. having said that you dont get a friday night down this end without blood on the streets.

I say. It's been rather quiet in here lately.

its been the weekend old chap. we have all been to drunk to act like gentelmen.

There's been nothing to stop us from acting like drunk gentlemen, though. Although I admit that it's a bit hard to keep a stiff upper lip when you're having a hard time trying to figure out how to get out the door...

i didnt want to subject the club to my erm "florrid" drunken typing.

It might have been an interesting experiment, though. "Test yourself: are you drunk enough to understand omg's posts?"

im kind of glad doubler told me to leave my drunken posts *as is* is rather funny to see how far my typing degenerates after 10 cans of lager + smokes
there are seagulls raiding my skylight for insects, the tapping is driving me nuts!!!

At least that settles the question of what you're going to have for supper. Fried seagull doesn't sound too bad, does it?

agreed. they are big old birds as well. i always imagined seagull would taste rather fishy though. time to find out. now where did i put my gun ...

Ach, York's got bloody Ascot on. It's what the french call 'horrible', but then they stole our word...

It's going to be 'lock your doors and sleep with a knife under your pillow week'. I'm not even joking. I'm considering setting up an elaborate trap involving a strimmer and a cleaver. It'll be messy, but our house won't get broken into.

In other news, some god-awful roofers covered my garage door in bitumen and it looks like someone's put some fascist art up at our house... oh well, that'll teach us to hire 'competent proffesionals'. Next time I'll go and bloody do it myself.

nor will you be short of fresh meat for a while. will help you take less trips to the supermarket.

Or I could just sell it to my fellow countrymen/women as 'organic protein produce'.

Bwahahaha let the baffling with science begin!

rendering protien from human flesh. seems like a usefull way to spend the summer. its probably better than smoking.

Why not give it a go?

Wipe out all of the chavs in England and sell the remains to the nearest dog food factory. More profitable that smoking too, mate.

the plan---
step1:hire out gaudy nightclub
step2: hire horrible pop dj
step3: promote it with wkd's and bacardi breezers 2 for 1
step4: get a mad professer to rig up a trapdoor on the toilet floors
step5: protien rendering plant to be built underneath club
step6: rig up the trapdoors with chav sensors
step7: completion! sit back and watch the fun through secret cameras, mb sell the footage to channel 4 as reality tv. call it "big slaughter" or something. sell the protien to linda macartneys for making veggie food with just for the laff of it.

use the profits to get a cricket pitch for the gentlmens club.

I suggest asphixiating them in the smell of Lynx 24/7 just to make it more ironic. Just like that scene in Goldfinger, only with a more salad-esque smell.

Bwhahahahaha!

I say - use the profits to buy back Normandy and create an "English Gentelmens' Plantation" which could also include such things as a genuine french discoteque with ridiculously *meep*y house music on 24/6, with Sunday being reserved for a fusion of Brit-pop and Techno. I call it Brichno. Smooth eh?

Also, we could get the chavs in with Tim Westwood doing a set. But we need to leave him unharmed, he seems like a valuable ally.

:D brichno!! :roflol: almost made me forget about smoking for a couple of seconds.
agreed we let westwood live. no one is unintentionally funnier. just listining to the man speak makes me and evryone i know break down into hysterics.

HO! It's the big dog pitbull *does about 7000 bomb and/or shotgun sounds*!

Oh shizzling nizzles! It's the pizzle of hip-hizzle himself! It's Dizzle Rascizzle!

TW : Can you freestyle for us?

DR : How's about you do this every time, so no.

TW : Damn. *drops a bomb*. Are you sure?

DR : Gah... alright...

TW : I AM THE SPARTICIZZLE OF HIP-HIZZLE!

DR : You, sir, are a fool.

TW : Oh nizzle! I'm a fizzle now, eh?

DR : Yeah, bye.

TW : Oh wow! Damn! We just had the dizzle! *another couple of hundred bombs drop* And now it's time for Chris Goldfinger!

Wow, have the BBC started putting transcripts of the show up online now? I gotta check this out! The adverts for the Westwood compilation CDs are equally hilarious.

LOL I might actually get one for the foreword by the Westwizzle himsizzle (or summit).

My mate has one, it's hilarious. The songs are a bit tedi-izzle though. Oh wizzle.

you ever seen his cable tv show? its amazing. the moment that stands out in my mind was he was talkin to this new york rapper on "da streets" he said to the guy
"its proper brick out here innit" the rapper looked at him like he was some escaped loonatic. in fact evry rapper he ever talks to looks at him like he is some escaped loonatic.

Even Skinnyman who has clearly been living off benefits for the last 18 years sees him as crazy.

And it's on Channel U. I believe it's called Westwood Presents, although that could be one of his albums.

And don't overblow my shizzlarity, OMG.

i belive your shizzlarity is safe. i can put it in a box to prevent it getting to overblowen.

Because as everyone knows 'shizzlarity is everything'. Remember that kids.

Anyways, back to more british debates, how does everyone feel about the current wave of music hitting our bonny shores?

how do you mean old boy? the fact that crazy frog is at number one has meant i havnt turned my radio on for a while. in fact in general im a bit behind on the "current" musical trends.
going to see system of a down soon though!!

Cool. You off to Leeds Fest?

I recommend some import music like The Eels, although that goes against everything I stand for!

Hmm for british music I suggest something like the Sex Pistols or Faithless.

im going to see system in brixton. would love to do some fests this year but need money. agreed with faithless, its a shame they are nearly over (just released a greatest hits, kiss of death) a uk act to watch out for is the Complete and Utter Needless Terrorism Society. coming to a pub near you soon, if they dont all kill each other.

LOL maybe at Fibbers in York. That'd be cool.

if i hear they have a gig in the york area i will let you know. they just played with the anti nowhere leuge in norwhich and they getting some promotion behind them. i smell a tour coming.

Get a grip on yourselves, chaps. The Sex Pistols? At the Gentlemen's Club? You must be joking. What's wrong with a bit of Elgar, anyway? :tai:

Uh yeah... just beacuse we're gentlemen doesn't mean that we're not down with 2 generations ago's kids.

Tomorrow = Final Countdown day (by Europe, natch).

Or possibly something like the Verve will do nicely. Good songs by them. Good songs.

Why do I imagine all gentlemen at this club to look as Elton John? LOL :bleh: :tomato:

I don't know, old bean, but to me this sounds the kind of thing you might want to see a therapist about...:P

Hehey everyone knows that I don't.

Hmmm,
A.J., are you member of this club too? :D

Yes, I'm a self-proclaimed honorary member of the club. :D

Hmmm, ladies allowed in gentelmens club?

Strange....

I always believed that English are more conservative...:blink:

But you never know, for the country that had one Maggy and Queen.... :D

Of course. Prejudice sucks, even in England. We're also a bunch of bleeding-heart Liberals for the most part.

And Maggie Thatcher is a case against women in the gentelmen's club.

Anyways, cheerio for now.

hmmm. women in the gentelmens club. the empire will surly fall if we allow this to happen ... *looks around at the (former) empire*
blast! when did that happen.
ahh well *reaches for gin and tonic*

other people realised about flags, i think.

May I be in this club?

Sure, if you look like Elton John, just like all the rest of us. :blink:

Well I could.

Jolly good, old chap.

Thankyou for letting me in then. :D

So what does this club do?

we chat about things in england. so far amongst other things it has included transcribing a british hero timothy westwood. and plotting how to restore our country to greatness by exterminating all the undesireables. (ie: shirt wearing morons who go out to bars get drunk, drive fiestas, start fights when in packs of 5 or more, have girlfreinds called *sharon or something*) we have been illuminated about a lot of icleanders being genitically descended from irish slaves.
just the normal things we british like to talk about over a cup of tea or a mug of ale and a copy of the times. while listining to cricket on the radio.
we also have a boxing ring but it is unused at the moment.
and i hope all members of the gentelmens club are planning to sojurn to see this movie as soon as it is released.

The boxing ring is unused at the moment? Mustn't have that. :boxing:

Hmmmm well I'm not english so I don't how much I can contribute to conversation but I'll use this boxing ring quite often. :boxing: :boxing:

:boxing: have at you!. good to have a little bout in the morning hey chap. gets the blood flowing. *tweaks handlebar moustache*

Moustache? Are you quite sure about that, old bean? Looks a bit froggish to me...

i say! how on earth did that slimy blighter get there? *throws frog away*

Where's that slug balancer got to?

Robin Whooooood is needed here....:D

I'll take everything from poor and help rich.... LOL :ok:

I have very important question:

When English will drive on the same side of the road like the rest of the world? :blink:

Pah! We are keeping solidarity with the other 73 countries who drive on the left - 34% of the world's population, in fact. Admittedly, it's only us and Malta that do it anywhere near Europe, but that just goes to show the spiritual connections we have with bits of the Southern Hemisphere. or something.

Technically I guess it's about 1/3 of the worlds poopulation who drives on the left, but from what I've heard you drive pretty much where you want to in India, so I'm not sure that should count. :D

I would also like to point out that when the rest of us drives on the right side of the road, it follows that you drive on the wrong side. :D

Yeah, Spain and Greece should count as honourary right-hand drivers due to the astonishly poor driving quality there.

and Paris - standing on top of l'Arc de Triomphe is a scary thing.

Yeah, especially if you're scared of heights like oneself.

Not that it stops the incredible magnificence of my Britishularity. Uh... yes....

You drive on the left in all the major countries. Like England. Or Swaziland.

Aye.

But that's not to say that we don't respect other countries. They're great too, it's just that ours is better.

What about der Schweiz? Driving on the left or right there?

Well, yes. After all, they can't help not being English, can they? Poor sods...

I'm pretty sure the Swiss drive on the right, which seems a bit odd.

Nope, they drive on the right. They've realised that driving on the left poses a very real threat to me, whenever I visit their country. On that note, the last time I bummed around Europe, I went straight to Paris after 2-3 weeks in England and Scotland. I had just gotten used to look to the other side when crossing the road. Do you realise how dangerous it is looking to the right when crossing a street in Paris? :)

LOL

Swaziland? LOL

Seems that Blair paid a visit to Bush. He needs some money to help ex-colonies... :blink:

It's not just us that had African Colonies. It's sort of traditional for the richer nations to look after their old colonies, we help out Sierra Leona and the French help the Ivovy Coast. The Americans seem unwilling to give aid to Liberia though.
The meeting between Blair and Bush was Blair asking Bush to cancel some of the African debts and Bush saying he'll only do it if he gets to reduce aid.

It exists. Their King is called Mswati III.

He came in the wrong time, as Bush is trying to figure out why we have so huge deficit for last couple of years....

There is always a joke of stupid americans, but after Bush took most of money from education, and after he made some reforms in education system, this nation will be dumber and dumber...

They will help him, but not much and not even close to what they hopped. (Bush does not care about some Aftrican countries, unless there is some Oil in them ;))

Maybe he just doesn't want to feel left out. :)

Sounds like a cunning way for him to get more people to vote Republican - widen the gap between rich and poor so the rich guys vote for them, but make the poor people too stupid to notice the propaganda they're being fed. Blasted neoconservatives! Anyone who doesn't care that their collective name sounds like something out of Nazi Germany worries me.

Yeah that one's great! :roflol:

*edit*

Gotta love Stewie. He's so beautifully EVIL :evil:

I think that what we need is to finish off the Crazy Frog. Any and all cost in human life is acceptable, no matter who they are.

Other than the clever types behind it.

My plan = Get Axel F and the guy who created the Crazy Frog together for a 'meeting' about a 'possible E.P'. Then we jump the bastards and knock the unconscious, preferably with something painful and so unpleasant that they collapse due to shock.

Then we get at least 30 Poison Arrow frogs and release them into the room in which they are sleeping. Chainsaws would not go amiss either.

To make it even more ironic, we then drive a broken moped (to make that bloody irritating noise) over their nearest and dearest.

Anyone up for that?

yes. now. why are we waiting? the world needs this horror to end. now. just think of the children held in the grip of this horrific dueo. spending there parents hard earned cash on the most annoying thing in the world. its probably responsible for more collective stress than anything else that is going on in this country. anyone with the power to release something like that onto the british market is far to dangerous to be left alive.
for the Good of the Country We need to ACT now!

HUZZAH!!!

I suggest firstly that we write to the Daily Mail with a suggested headline:

Crazy Frog? BAN THIS SICK FILTH NOW!

ffs it's even gotten into Project Rockstar as an ad. Every bloody time my cursor goes over this irritatingly-placed banner it starts it's bloody song!

To be fair, the guy who created it has said that he was starting to hate himself just before he posted it on the internet - we could probably get him to top himself without too much effort; less blood on our hands that way. Although we'd probably be carried aloft throught the streets as national heroes if we did it.

That would be a good reason NOT to do it, don't you think? I mean, being a national hero would be so... embarrassing.

I think the classic - 'String them up in town centre for all to see' tactic would work well here.

Then we could parade them around every Primary school in the country, in a campaign we could call Shock and Awe.

If we can fit it in, Secondary Schools would get it too. Just they Year 7 and 8s though.

yey! Im year 8! woo! free stringing 'em up parades! erm, no costs, right?

The cost would be your life it was found as a ringtone/screensaver on your phone, but otherwise nothing.

Maybe we'd get a grant from the government too.

I have no mobile. I am perfectly safe now.
and I wanna see my enemies hang.

How about turning to the EU for financial support?
"You know, if you support us on that, we might join this Euro-thingy. I'm not saying we will, but we might seriously consider it..."

Oh, they will, trust me... they will...

Oh and we'll check your phone's logs, so if you have EVER had it on your mobile... well... say goodbye to your nearest and dearest now.

string them up. then tar and feather the promotional team. gonna check an see how many spam sites there are out there for crazy frog, with rouge nastys lurking on them. see what other moneys being made of this damn frog and cheezy techno alike combination. hopefully operation shock and awe will sufficently influence the coming generation, so that nobody gets it upon themselfs to repeat this madness. treatys must be sighned to insure the common mans security, that he will not be subjected to such a horror again!

we could get a public health grant to aid us upon this campaighn against the frog.
the stress the blighters are causing will probably be responsibe for more than a few heart attacks! must ... save ... the ... world ... (oo doughnut)

I think that it will be more a pact than a treaty.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

We can only hope that it's stayed in the UK and not spread like a horrendous virus all over the world.

Ive still never even had myself a mobile, so Im safe, I tell ye! and Im a mod so if you tried (and failed) I'd have your posts here reduced significantly and numerous topics closed.

Pardon?

And after closing, the topics would be tried, found guilty and then hanged, drawn and quartered, right?

Ah yes... now I see....

Anyone up for a 'Ban this sick filth' topic?

*checks time* I sure am! just gotta pack me schoolbag.

ah yes...

do what I do, put EVERYTHING in it. Builds up your shoulders and ensures that you are always prepared.

I fear it is too late for that brother PredjudiceSucks. I have seen adverts for the frog on German MTV and as the damn thing started in Sweden it already has spread by rising to number one, sigh. The Guardian had a great headline for the story though, "The day the music died".

hey, whaddyaknow, 2500 posts :D

Oh holy Scheisse that's bad... that's a real, real shame.

Topic starter for Ban This Sick filth?

It won't be me, Data has a grudge.

I'll do it, what's it about, games or Crazy Frog?

What the french call : Le bloody frog

Done.

hehey we're now a multi-forum club!

I've set up a clubhouse on AR.

*checks it out*
now, I will have to close it if it becomes a spamfest..

nooooo! it is the end, the frog spreads insidiusly, im going to get off the plane in germany and im going to hear the crazy frog on pA!! this vile filth must end before it consumes all as investors all say "hey ringtones are really big now" and the market is consumed in a deluge of novelty ringtone producers and agents. bands will be told after an a.r has scoped them "hey guys we see a future for you in ringtones" offices full of sweaty coked up ringtone administrators will soon appear blighting the landscape. the market will go into a flurry as people sell all to invest in ringtone stocks.
inevetably the big boys who have been massageing this trend scince the start will look around them at the fetid ringtone consultants, the animators reaching the point of suicide as they are asked to desighn yet another charector that combines "crazy" with "pro active" and they will realise there assests. then they will all have a party and laugth as the house of cards that they have built collapses, downsizes, the drones have to move on to other hives to clacker and sell. people become jobless, then homeless, and as for the investors who didnt get out of the novelty ringtone market in time hunch in cold concrete doorways thinking "why god, why" they will be driven to suicide as there one remaining piece of personall property beeps and automatically downloads the latest ring tone.
and its a remix of the crazy frog.

No spam in the Club, though, please. If this topic has to be closed, where will I go to read The Times and watch cricket???

Ill clean up some spam here.

Spiffing. Thanks.

define spam? spurios is the conversation method employed by gentlmen when they have had a gin and tonic and are discussing life. the frog is annoyance in a gentelmens
life.

Wasn't it you who sported a frog on his upper lip not too long ago, old chap?:P

ahh yes, should have stuffed the blighter and put it on the trophy rack.

what? A traitor in the ranks?! We must have him escorted from the premises immdiately.

So what did you do to it instead? Let it genetically mutate into that thing on the sick filth thread? :blink:

*head in hands* how could i do that to the world, it was so hidiosly disgusting i had to throw it as far as i could. clearly i had had to much gin and it survived rebounding off of our mahogony walls. my vision was curiosly foggy and i didnt want to aproach it to see if it was dead or not.

Cheer up, mate. Worse things might have happened. That frog might have turned into a prince and have insisted on marrying you. :blink:
Still, I suggest that you get a pet stork, just in case something like that happens to you again. One seriously deranged mutated frog is certainly enough.

Oh no! The chavs have made a comeback. see here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4074760.stm (yes, bbc news online is my homepage and I like it)

where it says on that bbc article "retrosexual" shouldent that be "metro sexual?" surly a retro sexual would have to do it on leopard print while listining to dire straits.

Nope, retrosexual - the opposite of a metrosexual, being a man who spends very little time on his appearance. My housemate is quite proud to belong to this category.

Shouldn't a metrosexual be someone who holds a lifetime ticket for the underground?:huh:

On those grounds, a metrosexual should really be someone who has sex on cheap trains and buses all around the UK.

I saw a program on MTV Belge about Metrosexuals. It was in English with Flemish subtitles... very odd...

i have had fun on a bus before. wouldent repeat it though, was more fear inducing than plesureable.

It would be. Especially if you meant on a bus rather than on a bus. :P

LOL German grammar style :D

Who, me? AAAARRRGHH! :omg:

que?

Go on, speak up, old bean. Which of us were you accusing of writing like a bleedin' jerry?:P

Because of their word style and stuff... if you don't know any German that's going to go right over your head, sorry.

And it's you, my tombola-esque friend :D

do you know it took me a while to get that one. i guess without nicotine my brain reacts a lot slower. but now i got it.
ahaha marvelous pun old chap! get that man a gin and a cigar!

I don't think it'll be a good idea for anybody to light a cigar right now, actually. We may just have to switch to chewing gum for the time being. (The horror! The horror!) :D

English Gentlemen don't exist anymore.
Sad but true.
*closed*