*No no no NO! Went your rage elsewhere Puffin, or at least keep it in english and WITHOUT cursing!*

I didn't understand a word of it, but I can understand that it wasn't very nice-sounding....

<runs to find internet translator> :D

Taktu bensín elskan
?a? er allt banna? hvort sem er
taktu bensín elskan

Taktu bensín elskan
allt banna? hvort sem er
taktu bensín

Loftvogin fellur
í gulan sandinn
og borgir ?arna stop
borgir ?arna stoppa' en ?a? skiptir engu máli
?a? er allt banna? hvort sem er

Taktu bensín elskan
allt banna? hvort sem er
taktu bensín elskan

I don't know why, but I think Puffin is really pissed off.
Sorry Puffin - if there is anything I can do to help u, let me know!

Tempo petrol hon whenas everything - banna anyway tempo petrol hon Tempo petrol hon everything - banna anyway tempo petrol Weatherglass fell into gulan sandwort and city over there stop city over there stop while there skiptir ekki máli anyway irrelevant whenas everything - banna anyway Tempo petrol hon everything - banna anyway tempo petrol hon


arent web translators great ..........

Sykurmolarnir

according to my *amazing* web translator that means -----

Sykurmolarnir

gaah i need a babel fish account. im guessing from the gibberish that my translator spouted forth when i translated the first post on this thread ....

well i havnt got a clue, it translated the last line as

HE IS NOT F'ing WATER FLEA Dey?u.

well that clarified it ....


who is it that is cuddling up to mods? i would ask you if you are feeling ok but thats a bloody stupid question so i wont. whatever it is i hope it gets better for you though.

heh that actually cheered me up a bit..
It's true, he's not a water flea.

just for fun puffin and in the hopes that it will make you smile i will post the whole translation

dey?u inferno ljóta lady yours you direction not return snuggle up to own dirty word * heeltap , rot into inferno I ringing into dirty word barnavernarnefnd you direction not return snuggle up to own heeltap what then assume your annaramannabörn lady DEY?U I HATE Thee! hate!! How WORM really snuggle up to cannot sagt ;fn) ;a) into myself? Inferno *tisk tisk* , you ?orir accordingly only not. You art even , even memory human being while I. I , whom is lowlife white neglect. Snuggle up to give myself not turn river snuggle up to voice myself , give minaret examine. Snuggle up to COME LIKE THAT FORWARD ACCUSTOM F'ing HEELTAP Yours!!!!!! IS NOT INTO Handy?!?!?!?!?! Nah how interviewer I. ARG You direction not RETURN snuggle up to be teacher. You direction snuggle up to form huga a? ungs gentlefolk , and maybe snuggle up to mod worth into tomorrow as though you art now , THEN ARE ACCUSTOM F'ing DOOMED. Whenas FINE RIVER THEE snuggle up to meet with poor wedlock. YOU DIRECTION THERE dirty word * Return LJÓTA C**T Yours. I hope snuggle up to you ;fn) heilakrabbamein and deyir slow painful death and departed us into paramour meanwhile. HE IS NOT F'ing WATER FLEA Dey?u.

oh god,, when i pasted it i think i maybe got the meaning. your bloke has been cheating on you?
its a pathetic english thing when someone goes through a bad thing to say *im sorry*

im going to deviate from that tradition and tell you instead to imagine yourself slicing his balls off with a large blunt knife.

Pretty much it, yea.

TAKE SOME PETROL DARLING
Take some petrol darling
everything's forbidden anyway
take some petrol darling

Take some petrol darling
all forbidden anyway
take some petrol

The barometer falls
into the yellow sand
and cities over there stop
cities over there stop but it doesn't matter
everything's forbidden anyway

Take some petrol, darling
everything's forbidden anyway
take some petrol, darling

i think you should give him some petrol.. and a match

you will find someone who deserves you. for now just keep thinking about his balls + blunt knife + salt

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's not a him I hate. It's a woman that happens to be the mother of someone i love really really much.

now i'm gonna sleep an dhopemy migraine leaves before i go tow ork.

I needCaptain Morgan.

what did the mother do to you or that person you loved? Sorry, but I'm not getting anything out of all this. What's happening? :blink:

this is a nasty situation puffin. i really hope you find some joy in the next few days. gonna pray for yas.

Hope it works out for you, Puffin! :bye:

I remember just about enough old Norse to figure out you were really upset, Puffin (and somehow I doubt you would have got an English version of that post through the language filter ;) ). I'm sorry.

Who said it got through?

I understand it as well :not_ok:

Didn't see the original post, but thats ok my translation skills are poor

but I translated the important stuff, so therefore...(sends Puffin a case of Captain Morgan)

Hope things get better for you soon Puffin

I don't understand this topic... for me it's only a spamming opportunity! :D

Puffin is feeling upset because her boyfriend's mom keep interfering in their relationship. His mom can't stand Puffin, and won't have the two meet.

Was that poem in Norse?

Whoa, I thought Scandinavian was a bit similar to Dutch (some words and phrases), but the only thing I found familiar sounding were bensin (benzine) and banna (bannen, verbannen).

To show you I'm not kidding when I say Scandinavian looks a bit like Dutch, here's a phrase: "Tre Man Komm Vorbi" in Dutch: "Drie Mannen Kwamen Voorbij" in English: "Three Men Came By." Though in English that's not the correct meaning. I think it would be "Three Men Went By."

Iceland is not in scandinavia.

Iceland is not in scandinavia. [/b][/quote]
Nope but the language is far closer to the "original" scandinavian languages than Swedish, Norwegan or Danish.

Nope but the language is far closer to the "original" scandinavian languages than Swedish, Norwegan or Danish. [/b][/quote]
True, true.
I don't like old norse.

*You know you're in trouble when...

...you actually make insulting posts on a discussion board, instead of actually contributing to the topic at hand...*