Ok, Reamus has returned from band camp to torment the forum with his slightly twisted sense of humor and the like. Camp was a blast; we learned a lot of music, and my forearms grew about a half inch (1.27 centimeters) and are really big and muscular and hott (yes, with two TT's!) There are many experiences I would love to share with all of you, but most of which I probably shouldn't now that my girlfriend is on the forum (I don't want to get in trouble :sneaky: )

So although I can't relay to you guys about the massive kinky sex orgies had during the Rave in H.E.L.L, I can tell you that I managed to lift an upright grand piano off the ground six inches, and move it forwards a foot by myself. w00t for being strong!

I'll tell you more later...I've been going to bed between one and three thirty every night this week, waking up at six, and rehearsing for twelve hours each day. I need sleep.

you jerk! wouldn't YOU like to know what I'VE been doing in Indiana :angel:

LOL sounds like it was fun!!!
*wishes to hear more* :D

Me too, me too ! :drool:

Music hero is back!! :kosta:
*Fanfare*

you jerk! wouldn't YOU like to know what I'VE been doing in Indiana :angel: [/b][/quote]
You go, sister! :D :whistle:

Glad you had fun Reamus. :ok:


When you've had your sleep, we want to hear more. We want stories. :D

Experience one: This will be quick, because I have to finish all my AP homework. For a skit at one of the campfires, everyone in my cabin walked up to a table, brushed our teeth (with the same toothbrush), rinsed, and spit into the same cup. By the time the last person had gone, there glass was filled with nice frothy white liquid. The last guy in my cabin came out with an oreo, sees the glass and says "Sweet! Milk for my cookie!", walks up to the glass, dunks his cookie in it, eats the cookie, then drinks the whole glass and walks off totally cool. After we got off to the side, he ran as fast as he could towards the bushes, and tossed his cookies for a good two minutes.

My cabin bonded so well :D I'll have more experiences for you later.

LOL, thats the sort of thing they make fun of in movies..
now who is that stupid..

The moral: Dont pick up random glasses of milk

Or better yet - just drink water...

well...technically it WAS more water than milk that he drank...

Augh,school starts today for me in about an hour. Shoot me dead!

Ummm, more band camp stories...<thinks> Ok, so our cabin named ourselves the Hyper Eccentric Loveable Lads, H.E.L.L for short.. Next to us was a cabin that was all mexican fiesta themed. One of the nights, they had a "fiesta" in their cabin, with lots of music, black lights, etc. for people to dance to. My cabin partner and I didn't wantt o go, so we finished everything in our room, and decided to test it out. My partner had set up strobe lights in all four corners of the ceiling, made from the same lights used in police, ambulence, and fire engine sirens. They were really really freaking bright. So we turned those on, I turned on the red lights that were inside this glowing grim reaper's eyes that we had hung from the cieling, and then we turned on our stereo system (five huge speakers, with one massive subwoofer beneath one of the beds.) After about three minutes of us basking in the glow of our creation, a couple people came in and were like "Hey, this is so cool! It's like a rave!" Those three people then walked outside, shouted "RAVE IN HELL! RAVE IN HELL!" Following which about eighty kids came crashing into our cabin to dance. Eighty, fitting into a cabin designed to hold ten kids snuggly. It was pretty cool. I was able to time my jumping up and down with the strobe lights, so that it looked like I was floating in air. I'm sure I'll come up with a better story when I get home from school, but right now I am just waaaay too tired.

RAVE IN HELL!
I had to say it...
still, fun :P
I wanna come to band camp next time you go...

Last time I was in band was 7th grade. I'm waiting a year before I start college now, and still glad I got out of it. Band teacher was a nazi :(

Reamus can fly... I am so fascinated. Why would you wont to pretend you could float in midair?

Glad you had fun.. its a shame all of us from abandonia cant teleport to some weird spooky forest and have lots of weed and alcohol :)

well...minus the weed and alcohol part, that would be cool! :angel:

Let's see, another story...ummmm

On one of the nights (called theme night) we decorate a portion of the camp to match our theme for the year, and have a big dance and good food and good times. We also have a fortune telling room. I was a fortune teller with two other girls, and we had much fun. I put this giant grim reaper ceiling decoration over me, so it's head was resting on top of mine, and I would move it's arms around with my hands, but I couldn't really see what it's arms were doing. The girls called me their friend Death, and I would tell the peoples fortunes using actions, while they interpretted them. It was very fun, especially since I couldn't talk, and I would always predict their deaths. It is higly difficult and intertaining to predict that someone will become a japanese chef, chop off their hand while doing one of their shows, and accidently flip the knife up to impale their eye, but it worked. I haven't laughed so hard in my entire life.

Also, at one of the campfires, we played a game called "Stuff Your Face" where volunteers had to fit as many pieces of the chosen food into their mouth as they possibly could, and still be able to touch your lips together. I managed to fit twenty licorice red vines into my mouth, as well as forty LARGE marshmallows. The second place person fit in eight pieces of licorice, and fifteen marshmallows. I also was able to fit my entire fist into my mouth, and I have a very very large fist..although it did get stuck and I ended up scraping off some skin trying to pull it out.

well...minus the weed and alcohol part, that would be cool! :angel: [/b][/quote]
I think Magic was refering to your levitation post... Remember that one - oh, the great opera singer???

I now am determined to beat you licorice championship!!!!
but not marshmellows LOL.

You must have a very very very large mouth then.

You must have a very very very large mouth then. [/b][/quote]
quite large. it's scary

it's almost like he un-hinges his jaw just to open it as big as it can go....a little disturbing... :blink:

quite large. it's scary

it's almost like he un-hinges his jaw just to open it as big as it can go....a little disturbing... :blink: [/b][/quote]
hehe...darling allyfaucet says my mouth is like a snake. I can fit an orange in my mouth and close it too...w00t for me!

a small-ish orange, I hope?

just keep thinking that to yourself darling

hehe...darling allyfaucet says my mouth is like a snake. I can fit an orange in my mouth and close it too...w00t for me! [/b][/quote]
Then you got in front of you a succesful career in a circus's Hall of Oddities :P

just keep thinking that to yourself darling [/b][/quote]
Geeze....thats like...a humong mouth...no offense...but it is....but its also pretty cool. Not many people can do that....

Any band camp photos..just curious :D

well except for the one with the guy that had the toothpaste spit and oreo...no need for that one :ok: