Check out this chicken. It does whatever you tell it to do.

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

That was gay... I told it to eat the couch, and it kicked it.

Now that's just... hm...

wow! :blink:
Human idiotism never siezes to amaze me....

Plain old Burger King ad.

I told it to turn on the tv... it didn't.
I told it to turn off the light... it didn't.
I told it to kill himself... surprise... it didn't.

It wont do the macarina... <_<

Probably because you can't spell it :P

Uhmmm... maybe you aren't just able to talk with chickens...

I said him:

turn on the tv -> he made it
turn of the light -> he made it
die -> he died :w00t:

yeah, he died I saw that too... Why can't he just die fo real? We don't need stupid ppl dressing like chickens... that's just stupid... <_<

He dies different ways each time.

Quiet you... <_<

i told it too masturba...........it didn't

It just shook its finger at me in a way that suggested I was asking it to innapropriate things.

tell it to come closer to camera.. its scarry

Man you're Easy to Scare.......................... LOL

I told it to go to MacDonalds ....and it mooned me ..... *snicker*