We had a sword fight duel before, lets do it again!

This time we will go wwith a original way.

Here's how it goes. The person will post an insult and you will have to answer it and post another insult.

Insults go like this:

Guybrush: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Pirate: Why? Did you wanted to borrow one?

NOTE: You cant use insults from Monkey Island 1 or 3.



Now lets begin:


"I have the biggest pimple i've ever seen!"

Err... I don't think you're supposed to insult yourself :D

But, if you meant 'You have the biggest pimple I've ever seen!' I'd reply with,

'You obviously haven't looked in any mirrors lately then'

Otherwise I'd just say: "That's true, pimple-boy :P" tjing-tjing

Edit: And, my new insult:

"You fight like a schoolgirl on ritalin..."

"well, you fight like a granny on valium"

...
"your breath smells like you got the licking habits of a dog"

I'm allergic to toothpaste. What's your excuse?

You're about as funny as a blonde telling a brunette joke

"At least I have hair, baldie!"

"If I die, im taking you with me!!"

"A guide? How nice. I bet you're an expert on losing."

"I usually don't duel with lost cases"

You lose things? like this fight?

OMG - you're hand are made out of pixels or something?

Well, at least I've got hands... not a sleazy tentacles

You can't even hold your own short-sword...
:)

Right, but you dont even have a sword!

You fight too slow!

Which is perfectly okay since I'm good at it.

You couldn't hit hell with a heat-seeking missile if your life depended on it.