Facebook - the highlight of my life.
 

The highlight of my day: Facebook chat, 23:44.

"Who the $%&£ are you?"
"..."
"Dis gamez shit innit? It wont play"
"Are you just clicking the icon in windows?"
"Yeah n its not playing"
"You need to download and install Dosbox [link] Come back when you have and I'll help you more"
"$%&$ that itz just a video game l000s3r go blow yr n3rdz frends *&$*£&$ $&%*£&% %&*$£ *%^&$ £&($"
"okaaaayyyyy..."
[BAN]

This is from a 32 year old male. He has a degree in law, works for a banking firm, has 2 kids and likes lolcats.

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! SERIOUSLY - WTF?!?!

I think he lost his banana.

I don't think he had his banana to begin with. Is his daddy the boss? :sneaky:

Some people are just born retarded.

saccade doesn't recognize when someone is pranking him=P

I think this guy was being serious, russ...

I thought pranks were supposed to be witty / funny?
Maybe my sense of humour needs an overhaul.

well, i think it's kind of funny =P

Well...

I am deeply offended by his words - deeply emotionally scarred - and don't think I can EVER do the facebook updating again.
I'd heard of Trolls on the internet, but I never thought I'd actually meet one..!

He's totally shattered my confidence and I am now scared to have a webcam in the house, in case he's spying on me and being dirty.

[ed]
nah - I just thought it was pretty weird, since he's a suit and respectable in real life, yet such a complete nob-end on the internet.
It's times like these that I wish I saved it, so that I could shame him in front of his bosses, force a divorce between him and his mrs, turn his kids against him, get his house repossessed and totally ruin his life.

*That* would be funny.

Thanks Sac,this made me lO0lrOFLsTcBtCHARHARHAR :3:

Too fat.