Question
 

Which one of you lowlife scums is Spartacus?

We're all Spartacus.
Didn't you saw that classic movie with Kirk Douglas and Jean Simmons?

No, but you dont look like Kirk Douglas to me

.... and you look kinda like Jean Simmons in her younger years.

Why would I need to be Spartacus? I am who I am and got no reason to assume the role of someone else, even as legendary as Spartacus.

I am Spiderman, so I am out of this business.

My name is Legion, for we are many.

... and I believe Spartacus is also somewhere in there.

Seems none of you ever saw that movie ..... *sigh*

CULTURAL BARBARIANS !!

I am Kirk Douglas's son!

That depends Doctor, do you have "Spartacus?"