I just found the stupidest/best thing ever.
 

http://www.amazon.com/Duke-Nukem-Doe.../dp/0782120385

So, while I was looking around at Duke Nukem 3D fansites, I happened to come across one that mentioned a book called 'Duke Nukem Does The Internet'. Intrigued, I Googled it, before I found the Amazon link.

So, apparently, this thing tells you about the cool stuff you can find on the circa-1996 internet, with some poor guy writing the best he can to sound like Duke Nukem. It DOES sound incredibly retarded, but it's used for $3.19, so I might as well grab it when I have some extra money.

...I miss the days when EVERY franchise had stupid merchandise. Like Sonic the Hedgehog alarm clocks.

On the incredibly rare chance one of you has this thing, could you post scans or tell me what's in it so I don't have to waste my money?
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lol the cover is hilarious. why would duke nukem care to put a sticker on his monitor that says 'come get some'?? lol

woah, a new one costs 70 bucks

...must...own...

You know, 3D Realms was one of my first sides when I got into the internet, as well as hunting down full version of Duke Nukem 3D was my first act of piracy (never found it though, and it probably would have been too much for my modem).