So awhile back (and maybe now still) there was the huge scare about sending anthrax through the mail. Well, I have a question. When they send anthrax through the mail, who's the poor sap that has to lick the envelope? :blink:

Have you not heard of peel and seal envelopes.

That would be the guy who developed the antrax virus culture. If he doesn't die after posting 150 envelopes - he made an useless virus - so they torture him.and he dies after weeks of agonising pain :evil:

so basically, he's screwed no matter what?

You bet!

How would you like to be that guy chosen at the meetings?

Supervisor: "Alright gang, we're going to be sending anthrax to those dirty americans through their postal service again. Ahmad, you're in charge of making cultures of the virus, Ajeet, you secure the addreses of those we hate, Amir, you address the envelopes, and Apu, you get to fill and lick the envelopes this time!"

Apu: "Ah crap...there goes my career"

LOL Who knows maybe it did turn out like that LOL

they're arabs, so think out of the box here, guys!
I say they used a dog trained to lick envelopes :D

maybe they're the guys willing to strap bombs to themselves and blow themselves up anyway, so what's a little death in the system before hand right?

Supervisor (Osama): "You know Apu, before you go blow up the café as well as yourself, do you think it would be possible to lick shut these three hundred odd envelopes? Thanks, that would be great. Oh, and make sure you put the clear cover sheet on the TPS report ok? Yeah, thanks..."

I assume none of you have heard of envelopes that can seal themselves without having to lick them.