Microsoft boss Steve Ballmer voiced fears that consumers are getting complacent about net security.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4079818.stm

Um...we all know that Window$ is a piece of sh :whistle: , and the internet is not safe... Why did you open this topic? :huh:

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because steve ballmer is a top guy at microsoft, who makes the worthless security "windows", but he's blaming US for being complacent about security..................

Oh, that...sorry...

its okay. it isnt -that- funny anyway..

funnier is the MONKEY DANCE

http://www.tarmo.fi/arc/monkeydance.mpeg

I am glad that Microsoft has the lovely feature that reports and error message and gives me a handy dandy tip...open this window for the report


Report:

Microsoft does not know what caused this error..please update your copy of solitare.
We don't know what the hell happened, but we are sure its your fault. Now don't be complacant and download more security patches that could crash your system in a more efficiant manner.


Has anyone ever found anything useful on those "Help" pages?

once it told me my sound card buggered up. I got some new drivers for it.
it crashed again the next day.