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plague 09-08-2005 10:12 AM

Name of the topic explains what you should write about. Use common sense when you are writing, please.

"Your Mother's Got A Penis." That really made me laugh when my friend said that to some really annoying fire hydrant sized kid who though he was funny and tough and came with his friends to say us something which included lots of four-letter words.

efthimios 09-08-2005 11:01 AM

Well, don't know if it will be deleted or not but since you asked,
in a football (soccer) game when the referee gave the ball to the other team (wrongly), I heard one guy shout to him (translated of course) "I hope everytime you touch a pussy, to turn into testicles (it)". Not a nice thing to say but very funny in greek.


A. J. Raffles 09-08-2005 11:44 AM

"You learn everything from books!" Yes, I know it doesn't sound like a terrible insult, but my father seems to think it is.LOL

The Fifth Horseman 09-08-2005 01:08 PM

"You backwards derivation!!!"
That's a real thing, and no, I don't know what it means.

Timpsi 09-08-2005 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Aug 9 2005, 02:44 PM
"You learn everything from books!" Yes, I know it doesn't sound like a terrible insult, but my father seems to think it is.LOL
That one insults the person uttering it more than the intented target, which actually makes it much more hilarious.


Havell 09-08-2005 05:47 PM

As it stands, this thread is perfectly good, it does have the potential of degenerating if people act improperly. Should this happen, I'll lock it again.
Proceed.

Kon-Tiki 09-08-2005 05:50 PM

These three, in primary school: Flowerpot, carrot and cookie. Seriously... what's so insulting 'bout them? :blink:

blastradius14 09-08-2005 06:03 PM

Calling someone a dickweed or pussywillow. Oh no, you called them a PLANT.

A. J. Raffles 09-08-2005 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kon-Tiki@Aug 9 2005, 05:50 PM
These three, in primary school: Flowerpot, carrot and cookie. Seriously... what's so insulting 'bout them? :blink:
Hmm, let's see... It's a bit of a long shot, but those three might mean:
1. flowerpot = dirty and weedy
2. carrot = disgustingly healthy, with a somewhat irritatingly bright complexion and wrinkles in odd places
3. cookie = contains lots of fat and crumbles to bits as soon as you exercise a bit of pressure

So the basic meanings would be "dirty brat"/"prematurely aged health-freak"/"spineless fatty".:)

Kon-Tiki 09-08-2005 06:13 PM

I doubt 8-year olds think that far ;P


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