Whats Your favourite worst joke ever told, one of my favourites has to be:

Man: Doctor Doctor, I can't stop singing "Green Green Grass of home"
Doc: Are You Joking
Man: No, Honestly
Doc: Oh, I think I know what you have!
Man: Please Tell me?
Doc: You've caught TomJones-itus
Man: Is it common
Doc Well......Its not unnnusssualllllll

:kosta:

That's not even a joke, you know... :eeeeeh: Unless you were asking for the worst WRONG-told joke one ever heard... :w00t:

How Dare You!

It is a bad joke, but a joke non the less.

:bleh:

Wanna hear worse?
Get over here - I can't shout that loud!
:tomato:

Lets hear it?

Exactly... that was the point... Now if that's not a bad joke I don't know what is... so you better not get me started - or I'll go and resurect the WORST JOKE ever thread and start posting as many terrible jokes as I possibly can.
Like this:
What's big, brown and goes oom, oom?
A big brown cow walking backwards.

And here come the tomatoes:
:tomato: :tomato: :tomato:

What's small, red and white, and spins in a circle?
Baby in a blender.

Why do you put a baby in the blender feet-first?
To see the expression on his face.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw him hard enough.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies?
A truck full of dead babies with a live one trying to eat his way out.

What's worse than a fridge with sixteen dead babies?
One dead baby between sixteen fridges.


I got too many of these :P

Shouldn't that first one be Tom Jones-itis? It makes slightly more sense then...

I'm pretty sure there's a massive thread about this already.

It would've been a joke with "Tom JONES"-itus... :bleh:

What does the blind man say when walking by the fish-market?
"Hey Gals!"

haha í actuly laughed at that one:D

But here is one gross...

A child molester goes to the golden gate in heaven after he died and saint peter ask's him,: Do you wanna talk to god?
Then the Child molester say's :no, but i'd like to speak to baby jesus.

:tomato: :sick: