I already posted this one over at abandonia reloaded, but what the heck:
Two friends are talking to eachother.
One of them says "you don't look so great"
the other one says "what do you mean?"
Friend #1 replies: "well it looks like there is something wrong with your blood"
Friend #2 says: "nonsense! there is nothing wrong with my blood"
to which the first friend replies: "sure there is!"
Friend #2 gets annoyed and says "you want to bet?"
They both bet on it for $100 and the second friend goes to the doctor while the other one stays outside and waits... and waits... and waits...
After 7 hours Friend #2 comes out smiling and says: "haha! I win! It's stomach-cancer!"
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