Two frogs are crossing the street...
frog1: Watch out, it's a truck-uck-uck-uck...
frog2: Yeah, and it has a trailer-ler-ler-ler...
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Cosmo Kramer: You know you're not supposed to brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the dentist.
Jerry Seinfeld: I think you're thinking of 'You're not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery'.
Cosmo Kramer: Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength.
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