Yeah, that review was excellent.
I really enjoyed how you told me what the game Pac-Man was like. I mean, it's only a game so widely known and recognized that as of yet undiscovered tribes of people in the untamed wilds of Madagascar can tell you which ghost Blinky is.
How about the next time you preface a review with how much better a remake is of the classic version, you tell us what it is that makes it better and not go on about what the original was like for those few unfortunate luddites who have never played the game.
Also, as an aside, your writing style reminds me of Oscar Wylde: it's really, overwhelmingly gay.
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