why does Michael Jackson like twently eight year olds..
because there are twenty of them.
Jesus and Moses go golfing one day.
Jesus is on the 9th hole, and its on a island in a lake. He looks at it a second
"Moses, hand me a 9 iron"
"Jesus, I think you want to use a 7 iron, the 9 won't do it"
"Listen, " Jesus says, "I can make this. I've seen Tiger Woods make this exact same shot with a 9 iron, if he can do it I sure know I can".
Moses hands him the 9 iron, and Jesus hits the ball, but its short and lands in the water.
"Moses, be a friend and go get the ball back would you?" Jesus asks.
Moses parts the water and walks out and gets the ball. When he comes back Jesus goes to hit. Again, he uses the 9 iron.
Moses looks at him "I told you it won't work, use this 7 iron."
"And I told you that I can make it. Tiger Woods does it all the time with a 9 iron and I am JESUS! I for one can do the same thing." Of course, Jesus hits the ball short again into the water.
"MMmm Moses? Can you go get that for me again?"
Moses looks at him "No way, You go get it yourself, I warned you twice already."
So Jesus drops his clubs and goes walking out on the water, looking down for his ball. Another group comes up to the hole and sees him out walking on the water. One guy turns to Moses and says "What the hell is going on, whats he doing. Does he think hes Jesus Christ or something?"
"Na. He thinks hes Tiger Woods."
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