I think I'll confound my critics by devoting this letter not to describing contumelious quidnuncs in general, but Microsoft in particular. To plunge right into it, once you understand Microsoft's remonstrations, you have a responsibility to do something about them. To know, to understand, and not to act, is an egregious sin of omission. It is the sin of silence. It is the sin of letting Microsoft rule with an iron fist. Microsoft seems to assume that superstition is no less credible than proven scientific principles. This is an assumption of the worst kind because the picture I am presenting need not be confined to its notions. It applies to everything Microsoft says and does. Do you understand the implications of what I have been telling you? Are you awake? Then you probably realize that Microsoft can't attack my ideas, so it attacks me. It could be worse, I suppose. It could make hooliganism socially acceptable. I have now said everything there is to say. So, to summarize it all, people like Microsoft make me sick.
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