[Mighty Midget]

Waht Tlauc siad, aubot wrieldy slepled wrdos, ramines ture atlhogug bzirare. Aynawy:

Two elderly couples were having tea on a grassy knoll outside the retirement home. They were talking about this and that, and eventually they began to talk about where they had their honeymoon. One of the men said in a very fond voice: "Ah, the honeymoon. That trip will live with me as long as I live". The other man asked where they had traveled, whereupon the first man's age suddenly took it's toll on his memory. He searched his memory, but just couldn't recall. Finally, he said "Name a variety of the potatoe". "A potat... why? What has potatoes got to..", "just name one, please" he implored. "Well, there's Alpha, and there's...", "no, that's not it, please go on", "ok, then there's Caesar", "no that's not it either", "hmmm, there's Matilda", "YES! That's it: Matilda!" the man cried out happily, "Matilda dear, where did we go on our honeymoon?"