That's true, I also know a little German (no, he's not sitting over there...). It goes something like this:
"Ich habe sauerkraut in mein lederhosen", "Ich habe keine angst" and "Scneller, Helga! Schneller!" (don't ask, I was framed to watch that). Also, I used to know a few "catchphrases" from Derrick, that German copper on the telly. But all in all, nothing that would actually be remotely useful in an everyday situation...
What's more? Yes, I was tought to count to ten in Spanish and Farsi. Really helpful that, if I found myself playing ping-pong with a Spaniard or an Iranian.
And I was tought "cheers!" in Finnish, it sounded a lot like "get pissed!".
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