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Whole bunch from Stephen Wright -

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
"I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second."
"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"
"Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen."
"The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me."
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?"
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
"If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses."