here's a stupid joke:
a man is calling his pager company tech support support
-Hi, I have a problem
- what is it?
- I don't get some of the messages sent to me.
- try reading them again
a chukcha buys a Mercedes, the after a few months a friend asks him how is it, the chukcha says: it's great! It's warm inside, the lights brighten up everything, there's just one problem- the deer get tired quickly.
People of different nacionalities have gathered around the table in a restaurant. Everyone has ordered a glass of wine, but when it was brought, it turned out there was a fly in every glass.
A sweed demanded new wine in the same glass.
Englishman new wine in a new glass.
Finn took out the fly and drank the wine.
Russian drank everything including the fly.
Chineese ate the fly, but left the wine untouched.
Jew fished out his fly and sold it to the chineese.
Gypsy drank 2/3 of his wine and then demaned a new one.
Norvegian took the fly and went fishing.
American sued the restaraunt demanding 65 milion dollars for moral offence.
Scotsman took the fly and started strangling it screeming: "spit out all you drank you @#%^&!"
Cuban said it was social-democrats fault, stabed the waiter with a knife, di'dn't drink the wine, for itš a drink for wemen and asked loudly where is his Rum.
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