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[Lulu_Jane]

This is where you can vent if a game is making you cross.

For example -

Dear Deus Ex: Invisible War,

I am really trying to like you, really I am. Your older brother was wonderful, but you, you are just getting worse and worse.

I'm on Liberty Island and you're implying that I should now "go renegade." THANKS A LOT. After following all the threads of your weak and convoluted storyline you now just want me to kill everyone. Which actually sounds like a wonderful idea because none of your characters are personable or morally appealing. BUT NOW YOU WON'T GIVE ME ANY AMMO.

But you know what? Your port to the PC is so terrible that ammo is irrelevant because your mouse control is horrific - I might as well stand in front of people and shoot them in the face, your stupid controls will still find a way to make me miss.


Whatever, screw you. I'll just try and take down the entire illuminati with a god damned crowbar.


Love,
Me xoxo

P.S the only reason I haven't stopped playing you yet is because your big brother was so good. Call it retarded loyalty.

[Kugerfang]

You don't need to go renegade. I never had any problems with the mouse on my PC. I never had any problems with the ammo too, I just used the poison knife and kept hitting people in the back of the head with the baton.

Here's a tip:
Kill or KO anyone with a gun in the game for extra ammo (except when it's not possible), and try to use NPCs to do your bidding. Don't buy anything from the Omar, just kill 'em all.

I can't recall any game that pissed me off. Except due to the fact that my PC won't run it.

[Lulu_Jane]

Thank you for your advice Kuger

Tell you what though, I don't think this thread should be for devolving into discussions about what game is good or bad and why the other person is right or wrong or hints, unless someone asks for them I guess (and there's no game thread for it already).

It's just a place for venting. You know, like the millionth time you get to the castle only to find the Princess morph into Bowser or something.

[Icewolf]

It took me several years to solve Monsters in my Pocket on the NES...
That was a HUGE rant from time to time...

[Bobbin Threadbare]

Knytt Stories pisses me off all the time because all the user made levels are really difficult.

[arete]

I got halfway through Indy and the Last Crusade, and somehow got stuck on the upstairs floor of the chateau... It wouldn't let me go back down. And I hadn't saved since I got out of the catacombes... :wallbash:

:ranting:

[Zainlong]

DAMN YOU SUPER GHOULS AND GHOSTS.
I swear i've been playing this game on and off for 8 or 9 years,
And i still can't finish the level with the ships...
One day that game will fear me.

[Lulu_Jane]

Alien v Predator 2 mulitplayer -

I HATE YOU.

You're a tease, that is all.

[Lulu_Jane]

Oh yeah thread, I'm bumping you with my white hot fiery rage and righteous frustration.

Steam, and to a lesser extent, Valve. Yes. I'm talking to you. Every time I hand over my hard earned pennies to you, you just smile and give me the middle finger response.

Seriously, all I want to do is play the Half Life 2 episodes. Is that so hard? First you give me fatal engine errors, and even though my system specs are fine for you and my drivers are up to date (YES THEY ARE STOP SENDING ME MESSAGES SAYING THAT THEY AREN'T) you consistently crash 2 minutes into the intro. I even fiddle with the resolution settings like some poor bugger suggested (YES I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE STEAM) and that works... once.

So again, I do what you want, I re-install my drivers, I re-install DirectX (YES THAT WAS UP TO DATE TOO YOU BASTARD,) and then what do you do? You give me a BSOD. Twice. And then I gave up and thought that I'd rather play Splinter Cell. SPLINTER CELL. I hate Splinter Cell, but I hate it less than you.

It's over. Give me back my Nina Simone albums and you'll find your shirts and toothbrush in a bag on my front lawn. Also, I've changed the locks.

[ianfreddie07]

Dear ZhuXian Online,

Thank you for drawing my brothers into your convulted gameworld and corrupting them with your "bots are OK" policy. You took my freedom away, melted our videocard (had to buy a new one, better though), wasted our electricity, and made me and my dad unhappy. Now are you happy?

Cheers,
Ian