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[FISHCHAIR]

I would like to hear some witty reasons why Computers are Better than Women
when you start it must start with "Computers are better than women because" and then give your reason.
Ok sounds simple enough lets begin


Computers are better than women Because you can play with it when you want

[Eagle of Fire]

I don't consider games better than women. A healthy dose of both is just about right. k:

[Mighty Midget]

Computers are better than women because: When computers stop responding, chances are you can figure out why.

Edited for full length version.

[a1s]

first of all: EoF, you are breaking the rules.
and second, the this theme is bound to be exhasuted soon, let's turn this into a "X is better than Y, because Z" spamfest. offcourse some ground rules (like no races/natinalities/similar carp) have to be set, but I'm sure it'll work out just fine.

incidentaly:
zerg are better than protoss because they have [infested]Kerrigan.

[FISHCHAIR]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(a1s @ Jun 7 2006, 08:45 PM) [snapback]235058[/snapback]</div>

first of all: EoF, you are breaking the rules.
and second, the this theme is bound to be exhasuted soon, let's turn this into a "X is better than Y, because Z" spamfest. offcourse some ground rules (like no races/natinalities/similar carp) have to be set, but I'm sure it'll work out just fine.

incidentaly:
zerg are better than protoss because they have [infested]Kerrigan.
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This is just some Harmless fun as far as i am concerned, i dont see how anyone could be offended by it ?
it is "not" how people really think. i dont think this is any different than telling a joke !
But thats my opinion

[Eagle of Fire]

Ok, I'll quit... I thought this thread was in the Bla Bla Bla forum...

[guesst]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(GAME-CRACK @ Jun 7 2006, 06:03 PM) [snapback]235035[/snapback]</div>

I would like to hear some witty reasons why Computers are Better than Women
when you start it must start with "Computers are better than women because" and then give your reason.
Ok sounds simple enough lets begin


Computers are better than women Because you can play with it when you want
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This sort of answers some questions about you.

[FISHCHAIR]

No offence man but I think you need to relax a bit more. alls my thread says about me is, i am just a fun person trying to make other people lasugh. but you can take it whatever way you want, you are intitled to your opinion.

[Blood-Pigggy]

LOL, Guesst you need to chill, we gettin more uptight peeps here everday.

Canada is better than cheese because it don't smell funky.

[guesst]

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Guesst you need to chill, we gettin more uptight peeps here everday.
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It's my refusal to use smileys isn't it? It was a joke people. They guy says computers are better than women, he left himself wide open for it, I took the jab. No offense meant. Well, no serious offence. Offence in the name of a joke, but that's all.

Since this is turning into a humor about women and men thread...

Adam comes to God and says, "God, you made me this woman and I thank you, but why did you make her like that? All curves and pouty lips and long flowing hair and those eyes that I can't stop stairing at! Why did you do that?"

God says, "So that you'll have no choice but to love her."

Adam says, "Well that worked I guess. But why did you make her so darned stupid?"

God says, "It's the only way she'd ever love you."