Laughter Therapy for Free

Mystvan · 06-03-2018, 06:20 PM

Laughter Therapy for Free: (In)famous and (Un)funny (Bad) Jokes, Nonsense Stuff, Pranks and Puns:

Now, talking about the review, no wonder the reviewer says the Hairys are so “mean”. I also agree, as I have a vague idea of why Hairys are considered “mean”...

Oh, if you could borrow powerful characters from other Universes like Cartoons, Comics and Movies, I come to mind three powerful, invincible and Legendary Baldies.

They are the legendary rulers of Baldo and gods of the World of Baldies.

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(Lord Eggplant);

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(Lord Egg Head

);

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(Lord Chayote).

Unfortunately, they are arguing over who is the Supreme Ruler:

• Who is the most bald or the least hairy?

• Who is the tallest?

• Who is the most handsome and sexiest?

• Who has the brightest head (shining and / or the wisest)?

Those issues show the existential crisis of the Grand Masters and how they are restless and pulling their hair...

May the Force be with them!

Well, the war between Baldyland / Baldydom (aka Baldo) and Hairyland / Hairydom (aka Hairry) for hair tonic and hair implant begins now!!!

Mystvan · 26-03-2018, 12:30 AM

Now, I will talk about entrepreneurship with great potential never explored by the start-ups... ($

We will speak of the qualities and virtues of the stinky feet (foot odor).

I had an acquaintance years ago who walked the streets daily without wearing socks on the same tennis shoes.

I had an idea suddenly and suggested the potentialities of such an unusual habit:

• The foot odor could be availed in the food industry such as “natural” cheese / bacon / ham / etc. flavor;

• The foot odor could be used in the winery where stepping on the grapes could result in a refined wine, strong flavor and slightly acidic aroma;

• The foot odor could be harnessed as a natural energy source for lighting and cooking gas;

• The slime from foot odor could be used as a “natural” multi-use wax;

• The slime from foot odor could be used as a "natural" varnish for furniture;

• Tennis shoes could be used to grow healthy, nutritious and tasty mushrooms;

• Tennis shoes could be used to grow biological yeast used in baking breads;

• Tennis shoes could be harnessed for research and discovery of new antibiotics against super bacteria;

• The slime from foot odor could be used to investigate how the displacement of an object without friction works.

Mystvan · 11-04-2018, 01:30 AM

My previous signature before a certain Maiden Troll

came to post nasty comments.

My current signature to respond appropriately to this Maiden Troll

that deserves to taste the poison himself for his personal offenses.

My future signature with only one modification. In case the Maiden Troll

dares come back, I have prepared sweet nasty words to return his personal and nasty offenses. He is no match for me!

“An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth”!

Mystvan · 29-07-2018, 02:20 PM

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There were reports that I was shaking uncontrollably

and the staff were uncertain whether I was crying from laughter

or in spain...

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In addition to having whispered in the English and Portuguese languages unconsciously some incoherent, intelligible phrases

and unusual gestures such as:

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Already, in the Arkham Asylum, lying very comfortably on the Psychologist’s Couch,

I began to introduce myself:

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My precious list of my precious Objects of devotion and worship:

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01) The Cosmic Beings, truly Cosmic Gods / Cosmic Deities:

My humble, precious and reverent “tribute” to Cosmic Beings:

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• WebSpace God of Hollande (his legendary, secret and true name is GTX2GvO!) - traveling the Cosmos in search of experiences with the most diverse and precious forms of life - the Cosmic Genetic Engineers as opposed to the Watchers;

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• TA, the Almighty In-Betweener, at the moment affecting Reality due to Cosmic Imbalance of Duality of Chaos and Order, thus causing TotalAnarchy.

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• Grand Micronaut marko River ........

shows us all the glory and grandeur of precious Microcosmos. While TA, the Almighty In-Betweener, and WebSpace God of Hollande mute us before the resplendent Infinite Cosmos +∞, on the other hand, Grand Micronaut marko River unveils the mysteries and deep secrets of Microcosmic Wonders on the Infinitesimal Levels −∞...

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• Grandmaster Spectreman is really mysterious being because he could be considered a Cosmic Being in WebSpace Ghost mode. In the second mode, he could also act as Holy Spirit, inspiring me and putting the precious words in my mouth. Or rather, in my fingers... However, I feel that I am inspired too much... in my fingers...

Maybe because I am even defecating through the fingers...

Grandmaster Spectreman is the incomparable and authentic Triple Changer. Metal Mutant!?

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02) Imperial Majesty:

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03) Deity of Wisdom and Knowledge:

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TO BE CONTINUED...

Mystvan · 29-07-2018, 02:20 PM

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As the vBulletin has characters limit, I am posting the continuation from the previous post.

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I realized that in addition to Triple Changers, like Grandmaster Spectreman, there are also Six Changers and the Combiners / Gestalts mentioned earlier.

I will only list the Triple Changers and Combiners / Gestalts so that my text is not redundant since this has been mentioned in more detail from previous posts.

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Triple Changers:

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01) Chair-man

Cyber-Bonk

Bonk! Bonk! Bonk!:

• Chair-man

Bonk! Bonk! Bonk!;
• Cyber-Bonk;

• 20 Fingers, Cyber-fingers, Goldfingers, Hands of Fate, Hands of Midas, etc.

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02) Darkseid and his 03 Cosmic Artifacts:

• Cosmic Rays for Laser Teeth Whitening, or rather, Cosmic Rays Teeth Whitening;

• Cosmic Dust for Teeth Polishing and Cleaning;

• Cosmic Teeth Antiseptic Mouthwash.

Darkseid, Master of the Legendary The Fifth Horseman of Apokolips, Overlord of Apokolips, always use his 03 Cosmic Artifacts to keep his teeth always white and shiny. Ahhh!!!

His Acid and Corrosive Saliva

is able of eliminating any Cosmic Microorganisms and WebSpace Monsters such as WebSpace Amoeba, WebSpace Crystal, WebSpace Dragon, WebSpace Eel and WebSpace Hydra.

Another detail about Darkseid Saliva:

by having WebSpace Antiseptic properties, it would be a kind of WebSpace Mouthwash and would eliminate any chances of WebSpace Cavities.

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03) Grand Emperor Japodeis and his 02 Twinsens:

• Capo;

• Japo;

• Paco.

They can merge into Reflector!?

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04) Grand Micronaut marko River:

• Downsize;

• MicroCosmic Being; ........
• Upsize.

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05) Grandmaster Spectreman:

• Holy Spirit;

• Spectreman;

• WebSpace Ghost.

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06) Iron Lady and her 03 Holy Artifacts:

• Iron Fist;

• Lancelot;

• Staff of Power - The Mightiest Staff for Staff Member!

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07) Lianne Jane Watson and her 02 Twinsens. They are the Official Editors and Reflectors

of AB Times:

• Lianne Jane Watson;
• ELianne;
• LiLianne.

Since they are 03 Twinsens, they can write faster, better because 03 heads are better than one!

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08) Masterchefs:

• Dungeon Master aka Lord Egg Head;

• Roshi aka Lord Eggplant;
• Master Yoda aka Lord Chayote (or Charlotte for his intimates

).

They are the Legendary Masterchefs! Bon appetit! Burp!

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09) MiLady of the Rings

and her 03 precious of Power:

• precious Ring of Power;
• precious Knowledge of Power;
• precious Power of Knowledge.

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10) WebSpace God of Hollande:

• Celestial aka the Cosmic Genetic Engineer;
• Master of the Brethren, infecting unworthy worlds, leaving them lifeless, dead and infected; :bzzz: :beep:

BranjoHello? Hello? Hellp! Hellp!
• WebSpace Pirate, infecting Forums. :bzzz: :beep:

BranjoHello? Hello? Hellp! Hellp!

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Eureka! Yahoo!® Y!™

New and important discoveries of the latest times!

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Combiners / Gestalts:

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01) They merge into Combiner / Gestalt named Detective Cosmics. They have Detective Cosmics Powers:

• Air-cule Parrot;

• Miss Lulu_Jane Marple;

• Mumbly.

Case Closed! Nothing to see here, Citizen - move along!

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02) Chair-man

Cyber-Bonk

Bonk! Bonk! Bonk!:

• Chair-man

Bonk! Bonk! Bonk!;
• Cyber-Bonk;

• 20 Fingers, Cyber-fingers, Goldfingers, Hands of Fate, Hands of Midas, etc.

He and his Cyber-powers can merge into Combiner / Gestalt named Daft Punk...

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03) Capo,

Japo

and Paco

can merge into severals Combiners / Gestalts named:

• 03 Musketeers;

• Reflector;

• The Power of the Name;

• Twinsens;
• etc.

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04) Darkseid and his 03 Cosmic Artifacts:

• Cosmic Rays for Laser Teeth Whitening, or rather, Cosmic Rays Teeth Whitening;

• Cosmic Dust for Teeth Polishing and Cleaning;

• Cosmic Teeth Antiseptic Mouthwash.

He and his 03 Cosmic Artifacts can merge into Combiner / Gestalt named Toothless...

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05) They can merge into the wisest Combiner / Gestalt named Computron, The Living Computer:

• Grand Micronaut marko River; ........
• Grandmaster Spectreman;

• MiLady of the Rings.

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06) Grand Micronaut marko River:

• Downsize;

• MicroCosmic Being; ........
• Upsize.

They can merge into Combiner / Gestalt named Molecule Man aka Owen Reece...

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07) Grandmaster Spectreman:

• Holy Spirit;

• Spectreman;

• WebSpace Ghost.

They can merge into Combiner / Gestalt named The Grandmaster aka En Dwi Gast...

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08) HeadMasterchefs:

• Dungeon Master aka Lord Egg Head;

• Roshi aka Lord Eggplant;
• Master Yoda aka Lord Chayote (or Charlotte for his intimates

).

They are merge into merge into Combiner / Gestalt named the Legendary HeadMaster-chefs / Head-Masterchefs. Bon appetit! Burp!

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09) Iron Lady and her 03 Holy Artifacts:

• Iron Fist;

• Lancelot;

• Staff of Power - The Mightiest Staff for Staff Member!

She and her 03 Holy Artifacts can merge into Combiner / Gestalt named Iron Maiden...

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10) Lianne Jane Watson and her 02 Twinsens can merge into Combiner / Gestalt named Reflector

of AB Times:

• Lianne Jane Watson;
• ELianne;
• LiLianne.

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11) MiLady of the Rings

and her 03 precious of Power:

• precious Ring of Power;
• precious Knowledge of Power;
• precious Power of Knowledge.

She and her 03 precious of Power can merge into Combiner / Gestalt named My Precious...

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12) The Fifth Horseman of Apokolips

is a Six Changer and can merge into Combiner / Gestalt named Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs of Apokolips:

• The First (White) Horseman (Conquest);
• The Second (Red) Horseman (War);
• The Third (Dark) Horseman (Famine);
• The Fourth (Yellow) Horseman (Death);
• The Fifth (Polished Polish) Horseman of Apokolips;

• The Sixth Horseman and Ultimate Mode: The Mightiest Divine Champion Torin!

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13) TA as In-Betweener:

He and his Twinsen Masters, Lord Chaos and Master Order, can merge into into Combiner / Gestalt named Logos.

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14) TA as Unicron:

He and his Twinsen brother Primus can merge into The One.

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15) WebSpace God of Hollande can merge into Combiner / Gestalt named Uni-Mind and / or Combiner / Gestalt named Exitar:

• Celestial aka the Cosmic Genetic Engineer;
• Master of the Brethren, infecting unworthy worlds, leaving them lifeless, dead and infected; :bzzz: :beep:

BranjoHello? Hello? Hellp! Hellp!
• WebSpace Pirate, infecting Forums. :bzzz: :beep:

BranjoHello? Hello? Hellp! Hellp!

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16) Myst, a Six Changer, can also (???) merge into Combiner / Gestalt!?

• Captain Cosmic;
• Myst the Quiz Player;
• Myst the Translator;

• Mysterious Van Hell(sing / song);

• Mysterious Van Hell(song / sing);

• Poke-man

Bonk! Bonk!

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THE END.

Mystvan · 30-07-2018, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Arringtastic1992

Huh? I can’t. Sam Derboo was gonna block me because he doesn’t upload a video gameplay. He doesn’t have YouTube account. Can you hear me? Sorry. Email Sam Derboo for me about 각개 겹파 (Gakgae Gyeokpa).

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Originally Posted by Arringtastic1992

Sam Derboo was gonna block me because he doesn’t upload a video gameplay. He doesn’t have YouTube account. Can you hear me? Sorry. Email Sam Derboo for me about 각개 겹파 (Gakgae Gyeokpa).

I think he is crazier than me, Poke-man,

Bonk! Bonk! and yoga...

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