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[DarthHelmet86]

Granted you get lots of money, so much all at once you drown in it.

I wish for someone to play Red Dead Redemption online with.

[CaitSith]

Granted. I get internet and we form a posse.

I wish i had internet.

[DarthHelmet86]

Granted you have internet, but you get a virus from it, and your PS3/Xbox360 and computer explode.

I wish I had super powers.

[CaitSith]

Granted, but they are powers of annoyance and evryone gets pissed off and kills you.

I wish my laptop didn't overheat this morning.

[DarthHelmet86]

Granted it was frozen in a block of ice instead.

I wish I had unlimited download and uploads.

[CaitSith]

Granted but you can only download and upload the same image,

I wish i had some lunch

[DarthHelmet86]

Granted but its a pie floater (a meat pie floating in cold pea soup, with tomato sauce)

I wish that wasn't an Australian dish.

[CaitSith]

(I know what pie floater is, + i love them)

Granted, but no Billy Connolly won't come back to Australia,

I wish it was 3:30 already.

[DarthHelmet86]

(Weirdo)

Granted but now you have to stay until 7.30.

I wish I was in my new house now.

[CaitSith]

(What's weird about liking pie floater?)

Granted but all of your stuff remains in the old house which is demolished.

I wish i had food.