27-09-2007, 12:39 PM
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Granted, your house is now a public urinal.
I wish for no floods.
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27-09-2007, 12:58 PM
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Granted.
Water is now bound by the laws of physics to remain below one inch high. The whole world is covered in a thin film of dihydrogen oxide, and the sandal company you just invested all your money in, assuming the beneficial effects of global warming, goes tits up. You lose everything. I wish the world was full of clean hookers that were free. A le Chosen...  It was pretty bad  |
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27-09-2007, 03:09 PM
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Granted.
You're one of them now. You wear a badge with: "Free ride on a clean kincky stuff hooker here". I wish a woman for this weekend. Around her 50'ies, C+, soft, tender, warm, willing, oh yeah baby.
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27-09-2007, 03:24 PM
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Granted, she has shoe size 51, she's a mean programmer, has tender bare gums, a fever and she's willing to spread the germs.
I wish I didn't have to pay the bills
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27-09-2007, 03:36 PM
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Granted. From now on You don't have electricity, water, gas and internet connection so You don't have to pay any bills.
I wish that there will be no autumn.
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27-09-2007, 04:26 PM
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(J@nek @ Sep 27 2007, 04:36 PM) [snapback]313480[/snapback]</div>
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What country do you live in? I always figured you had to pay the government what's due them for your continued existence. |
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27-09-2007, 04:44 PM
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Let us not talk about my government... It's waste of time
 EDIT: I wish a new, better government
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27-09-2007, 07:13 PM
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Granted.
A new, better government is elected after a long, powerful campaign explaining how new and better they are. One millisecond after they gain control you realise they are arseholes too  k: Politicians, eh? I wish that everybody who, at this exact moment in reality, is a politician would get a massive haemerrhoid and a ton of boils. |
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28-09-2007, 06:20 AM
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Granted, Aung San Suu Kyi now has a massive haemerrhoid and a ton of boils. The entire world now thinks you are a bastard.
I wish I had already finished moving my stuff out of this damned apartment.
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28-09-2007, 06:56 AM
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Granted. Now your apartment is empty and all your stuff are on their way to junkyard.
I wish I had Counter-strike installed on this computer. |
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