12-10-2007, 01:05 PM
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Granted.
It's the CIA. Off to Guantanamo with you! I wish for inner peace, by which I mean a lack of inner turmoil, not being dead or brain-dead or paralysed or anything. |
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12-10-2007, 02:22 PM
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Granted - you've just became a cannibal and ate 4 peace activists, so there's nothing but peace within you.
I wish one of those activists wasn't my friend.  |
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12-10-2007, 11:28 PM
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Granted. One of the activists wasn't your friend. The other three were.
I wish I wasn't on-call this weekend.
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Today is a good day for pie. |
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13-10-2007, 03:09 AM
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Wish Granted! You're fired.
I wish Tom Landry was still alive to coach the Cowboys in the NFL.
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Muwahahaha!!!! |
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13-10-2007, 07:07 AM
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OK, but the players can't stand his "afterlife smell" and do nothing but puke if he's anywhere within a 500 yard radius of them.
I wish the they'd finally stop polluting the planet with instant hit music. |
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13-10-2007, 09:00 AM
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Granted. Now theyre only producing very bad music.
I wish I could break the fourth wall. |
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13-10-2007, 10:41 AM
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you managed to do so with your breath taking rush of feces while sitting in a public toilet cabin
i wish for healty stomach
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13-10-2007, 02:30 PM
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Granted, your stomach now is so strong that it can digest steel. In fact, steel is the only thing it can accept. Of course, there's a matter of swallowing it first...
I wish for an armageddon |
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13-10-2007, 06:26 PM
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Granted, you're stuck in a cinema showing nothing but Armageddon (with Bruce Willis) for three days straight!
I wish I could see your face when you get out of the cinema after that  |
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13-10-2007, 10:04 PM
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Granted you can see his face, but you have gone through the same treatment.
I wish NYAAAAAAAR ALAKAZAM BAM BAM BOORO
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