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[drumminfreek]

i have a bunch of really stupid, twisted, and funny jokes!

how do you kill a blue elephant?
with a blue elphant gun! :eeeeeh:

how do you kill a green elephant?
you choke it till it turns blue and the shoot it with a blue elephant gun!

What does cinderella do when she gets to the balls?
*COUGH, COUGH, COUGH*!

How do you catch an elephant?
dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, and when the elephant gets real close to the hole,...
ya kick it in the ashhole! LOL

How do you get a buncha black kids to stop jumpin on the bed?
put velcro on the ceiling!
How do ya get em down?
invite a buncha mexican kids over for a pinata (pinyata?) party! LOL

i dont know if i can tell em...they might offend....
you guys have to lemme know if you want me to tell dead baby jokes....